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Go ahead, pwn me!

Eloisel and Donovan really have TL;DR down to an art. Maybe someone should teach them the art of paragraphs now.
 
Messenger said:
Eloisel and Donovan really have TL;DR down to an art. Maybe someone should teach them the art of paragraphs now.
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I'll get right on that. First thing after I teach you to shut the fuck up.
 
Messenger said:
Eloisel and Donovan really have TL;DR down to an art. Maybe someone should teach them the art of paragraphs now.
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Oh, please, do teach me the art of pargraphs. I am only more eager to learn from you the art of cut and paste, Master Messenger.
 
eloisel said:
This is pwnage on TK - you respond to a post, then the original poster jumps around spastically while typing "pwned" in rapid succession for half an hour, then stalks you in threads for days declaring they've pwned you, daring you to declare no such thing happened, which only deepens the pwnage by peerage estimation. However, if you open a thread about pwnage, then you are almost unredeemably pwned immediately. In that case, it is best to jump around spastically while typing "OMG, I've been pwned" in rapid succession for half an hour, then stalking your pwner in every thread they post in for days declaring your upkeep is expensive and you want your owner to fork over some cash via paypal pronto. When they pay you, you are redeemed.
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Yep! But to be officially "pawned" you have to smell shit.

Are at least be notified by said pawner that your shit is on his dick.
 
geedis said:
Yep! But to be officially "pawned" you have to smell shit.

Are at least be notified by said pawner that your shit is on his dick.
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This is true. Who is the pwned one, then? The one with his shit on someone else's dick or the one with someone else's shit on their dick.
 
That's a matter of opinion. My assfucking (and hence shit spotting) has always been metaphoric, much to the outraged chagrin of the assfuckee. This is all over seven words.

Reminds me of a Marilyn Manson lyric:

The beautiful people the beautiful people
It's all relative (accenton the third syllable) to the size of your steeple,
You can't see the forest for the trees (trill soprano)
You can't smell your own shit on your knees.

Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful? Something free?
Hey! You! Do you see what I mean?
When you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean.
 
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Messenger said:
Eloisel and Donovan really have TL;DR down to an art. Maybe someone should teach them the art of paragraphs now.
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Either you are referring to some other event here or you think I am disguised as someone else in the thread.

Either way,


PWNED LOLZ!!!!!11!!
 
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