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God I hate John Mayer!

BANANAS.
 
God that song was pointless. She is hot though, I will add that again.
 
Meh.
 
Well she is.
 
She's hot, but I liked her when she had a little more meat on 'er bones a la "Tragic Kingdom."
 
She'd get it (my penis) but I dislike her.
 
John Mayer is an excellent singer/songwriter. And he's a kick-ass guitar player, as well.

Plus, he's got deep brown eyes like pools of Godiva Chocolate, and soft, pillowy lips just made for kissing!
 
Is he a right wing socialist secular humanist communist nazi?
 
No, he's just a man, man.
 
So was Jesus but that didn't stop Peter lying and saying he was the son of God.
 
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