Got given two goldfish today

[Mentalist]

Which I really didn't want. But they were given to us by one of my mothers young students so we're lumbered with them.


Lister and Rimmer have been added to the family.

 

[Harkley]

Fish are cool.

My mate has a large tank, with loads of them in it. I can watch them swim for ages. It's stress relieving.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Batter them.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

 

[Dr Dave]

Once you name them, its harder to flush them down the toilet

 

[PreatorX]

You need to get two more and name them Kryten and the Cat. Or maybe the Cat will get out his little fishing rod.

"I'm gonna eat you little fishy, I'm gonna eat you little fishy!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Goldfish and goldchips.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

Stop it! People are gonna miss that sound file and I've been looking for it all day! :evil::evil::evil::evil:

ROFLMAO!

 

[PreatorX]

That's not even from this thread you stupid wanker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

UPDATE US ON THE GOLDFISH.

 

[Buttons]

When you fry 'em up, don't forget to clean e'm first. Pesky buggers full of disease.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO THEY HAVE GENITALS?

 

[Omega Weapon]

Omega Weapon is a hermaphrodite.

 

[Dr Dave]

*bump*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hump.

 

[PreatorX]

My dick's so tiny, I can actually fuck a goldfish with it!

I know it's kinda relevant to the thread and all, but that's gross, we don't need to know that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I could stand to know a bit more about it.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Which I really didn't want. But they were given to us by one of my mothers young students so we're lumbered with them.


Lister and Rimmer have been added to the family.

Remember when Henny had two fish named Menty and Wacky?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES! They died, didn't they?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are they still alive, Menty.

 

[jack]

Wonder what 15 year old goldfish look like