Got given two goldfish today

[CaptainWacky]

THEY COULD BE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does PraetorX still hate Gagh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't remember. It's strange that PX posted a lot in the MF's early days then just disappeared and never came back in July 2006. Wonder what happened to him.

Also I'm bumping this twice a day, every day, until Menty gives a full and detailed biography of the goldfish.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Daily bump.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bump.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like CaptainWacky's dedication to bumping this thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty's hiding something.

 

[whisky]

I also had two goldfish.

Spoiler.

They died.

 

[Dr Dave]

Menty's hiding something.

Agreed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if the goldfish are Menty...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

They took over his body fifteen years ago. We've been talking to them this whole time.

Which means I've known the goldfish longer than the real Menty and my loyalty is to them.

Please, goldfish, tell us your story.

 

[Dr Dave]

We should call him Mentalfish from now on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEM.

 

[Dr Dave]

Right, sorry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't want to make them angry. Look what they did to that guy who last posted in 2006...

 

[Dr Dave]

We must be careful around them...

 

[CaptainWacky]

They say goldfish have short memories.

But the ones living in Menty's skull never forget.

 

[Dr Dave]

Shifty fish!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They shift around the inside of his skull consuming all brain matter, yes.