Grandtheftcow....

[Shatna]

Nooooo there's just paperwork.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

I have to rent you??

 

[Lilith]

You have to rent all married people

 

[Grammour Boy]

Methinks, he's naught but a shy little boy.

Drop him, Sadi. He can't possibly gratify your every craving.

 

[Lilith]

Sure, go for the udders!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Thanks for the threads, baby, but my name is S. SaDiablo not Sa. SaDiablo. Get it right tomorrow.

I've decided that you are in fact a gressy spic therefore I'm calling you Sa.SaDiablo.

 

[Grammour Boy]

"greasy".

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Hmm wonder how I missed that.

BTW Spell Check was a far better dual.

 

[Grammour Boy]

What's a spell check? Do you by any chance mean "spell checker"?

 

[S. SaDiablo]

What's a greasy spic, anyway?

 

[Shatna]

You have to rent all married people

More like borrow, really.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Shatna is going to be tied up with "paperwork" for quite a while SSD. Probably just enough time for you to hang a fly strip from that thing and get a good scrubbing with a wire brush from Haz. Mat. Spray a little Clorox to finish you off and I'll have Shatna right over to you.

 

[Shatna]

^^Gulp. I forgot about my "California Special". I may be "tied up" for days!!!

 

[Tyrant]

Thanks for the threads, baby, but my name is S. SaDiablo not Sa. SaDiablo. Get it right tomorrow.

What vanity. You know TK has a PM system, right?

 

[Tyrant]

What's a spell check?

It is an account which goes by that handle, you silly thing.

 

[jack]

Yeah, he's clearly a fuckin' n00b.

 

[jack]

You were acting so female this morning.


But I still love you.

It takes a real man to possess a sentient vagina. You wouldn't believe the embarassment sometimes, or confusion. I have a sentient third nipple too, with a mouth and it actually speaks. It says things I would never say, and I get into the most awkward predicaments as a result.

 

[jack]

You think bleeding once a month makes you terribly unique, don't you?