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Great Khali: Untrainable

Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

The Merchant of Menace
Source: http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2006/articles/1147379414.php

The Great Khali is considered to be so bad in the ring that he's been labeled as a danger to his opponents and a risk to himself as well. His upcoming match with The Undertaker at Judgment Day just may be his only high-profile WWE match before he gets cut loose because he's said to be that inept. Khali's recent involvement at WWE shows has been limited to run-ins for the most part because management isn't too keen on him having actual matches.
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And DEFINATELY should not be handed the mike.
 
You noticed that too, huh? Shit he's worse than Andre was.
 
...so why the FUCK did they sign him and put him in such a high proflie feud?
 
Size ONLY.
And probably Undertaker was bored.
 
El Gigante was better than this guy.

They should bring him back. "You beat me at WrestleMania 9! Now I've come for my revenge!"
 
Does the guy have any formal training at all?
 
RommieSG said:
El Gigante was better than this guy.

They should bring him back. "You beat me at WrestleMania 9! Now I've come for my revenge!"
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"Giant" Silva from the Oddities was better than this guy!
 
Blindgroping said:
Does the guy have any formal training at all?
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No. He's a fucking movie actor. And he wasn't a good one at that. He was signed for his sheer size, and nothing else.
 
A speaking movie actor?

What movie?
 
Really?
Did he speak or just ,"Raaaawwwwrrr!!!!" a lot?
 
He spoke. Little. Slowly. Dimly.
 
According to: http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/d/dalip-singh.html

He signed on with WWE in January and wrestled in Deep South Wrestling territory...beat some guys up down there before coming here.

However, the bio also says he debuted in 2000 in All Pro Wrestling which is a boot camp for new wrestlers.

Dude's just too fucking big and strong, just like Mark Henry.
 
Well my God. He wrestled tonight and almost killed Rey Mysterio. I was praying he'd fuck up and accidently snap Rey's neck right in front of Rey's kids, thus making them hate Indians for the rest of their lives.
 
LET'S JOB THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CLEANY TO A GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN WRESTLE. GREAT IDEA.
 
What's his move going to be?

The UnderBite?
 
Yeah, Mysterio got totally jobbed. A stupid display really. The whole thing was only put on for the spectacle of seeing Kahli and Mysterio stand face to err.. waist.
 
That was my guess too.

Rey is 5'3",
Khali is 7'3"
 
CaptainWacky said:
LET'S JOB THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CLEANY TO A GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN WRESTLE. GREAT IDEA.
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It was appalling. Two shoves, a kick & a throw. Way to book a champion. The writers know fuck all. This guy sucks a length.
 
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