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Greetings. I am a new Troll.

hello

Why wouldn't the IMDB accept my submissions in 1998? I had a lot to offer the IMDB at that time.
 
Sort of like what's about to happen to TVShowsonDVD.com now that they've been purchased by TV Guide.

Don't do it, Gord! Oh no, too late!
 
You fools are amusing. You should learn to respect those greater than you. We have achieved much more than anyone could have ever thought we could. It's quite pathetic how some of you try to argue the sheer fact that myself, and my team, are greater than you all. It is a fact that is futile to argue against.

- The Kingpin
 
The Kingpin said:
You fools are amusing. You should learn to respect those greater than you. We have achieved much more than anyone could have ever thought we could. It's quite pathetic how some of you try to argue the sheer fact that myself, and my team, are greater than you all. It is a fact that is futile to argue against.

- The Kingpin
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You trolled some boards about hollywood movies?

OOooooooooooo!

I'll bet you used the word "nigger" and made fun of homosexuals!
 
Atlas_Collins said:
I remember we had one of these turds back at the old Trollwars site.

He couldn't spell then neither.
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pssst...he couldn't spell then either. When doing a spelling troll, one must at least spell the troll correctly lest be a bigger moron that the one you're attempting to troll.

See what you learn when you read comic books?
 
The Kingpin said:
You fools are amusing. You should learn to respect those greater than you. We have achieved much more than anyone could have ever thought we could. It's quite pathetic how some of you try to argue the sheer fact that myself, and my team, are greater than you all. It is a fact that is futile to argue against.

- The Kingpin
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Are you one of those fat guys that can move quickly?

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Ok so fess up...which one of us trolled you over here to begin with? Looks like they did a pretty good job, whomever it was.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
I'm a Scot, you stupid sassanach. We celts had to learn English because you thick-tongued germans are incapable of learning the gaelic.
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Do they call it gaylick because it sounds like you're gargling cum when you speak it?

Because if you swallow it'll clear that noise right up. Then we can understand you a little better.
 
jack said:
pssst...he couldn't spell then either. When doing a spelling troll, one must at least spell the troll correctly lest be a bigger moron that the one you're attempting to troll.

See what you learn when you read comic books?
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PWNT!

:bigass:
 
Donovan said:
Do they call it gaylick because it sounds like you're gargling cum when you speak it?

Because if you swallow it'll clear that noise right up. Then we can understand you a little better.
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Sounds like you are speaking from experience.

Of course you are - you're English!
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Sounds like you are speaking from experience.

Of course you are - you're English!
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So what's worse: being a fey poofter with bad food and worse teeth, or being the dress-wearing country full of losers who are ruled by fey poofters with bad teeth? Hey, you know why they had to get Australian actor Mel Gibson to play the lead in that Braveheart flick? Because all the Scots actors kept surrendering and trying to fuck the sheep during filming breaks...
 
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