Greetings New Guests

[missmanners]

I am so sorry I wasn't able to greet each and everyone of you personally when you registered, but I've been interviewing new poolboys.

Please make yourselves at home.....


mm

 

[Ishcabittle]

A polite post?

*twilight zone music*

 

[missmanners]

I'm always polite dear....



mm

 

[Sarek]

Said the hungry spider to the fly in the web......

 

[Starship Coyote]

I am so sorry I wasn't able to greet each and everyone of you personally when you registered, but I've been interviewing new poolboys.

Please make yourselves at home.....


mm

I never got a formal greeting from you, incidentally.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Some hostess.

 

[missmanners]

Some hostess.

I recall scratching your ears! That must count for something.


mm

 

[Starship Coyote]

Scratch my nuts, and we'll call it even.

 

[Sarek]

From what I understand, you may have to lift a few folds to find them.

Might want to rent a front end loader first mm.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Sarek]

See? These noobs are so young and inexperienced, we shouldn't be keeping them up past 8 pm.

 

[Christina]

Where are your manners?

 

[Sarek]

In my bedroom closet in a shoe box next to my winter sweaters.

 

[Bergerac]

Hi Honey, wanna be my bitch too?

 

[Trixie]

hey how many bitches do you need?

Well hello MM thanks for the welcome

sarek if it's past 8 isn't that also past your bedtime old man?
(or are you a woman, still not sure yet)

 

[ScrotusRex]

hi ScrotusRex here. ScrotusRex thanks you for the kind welcome, Ms Manners. I have made some friends already but I have also had to deal with a few DOPES around here. the #1 DOPE on the board is my little Trixie. I wonder where she is today? She's not going to be #1 any more that should make her happy. Ranter is the #3 Dope on the board and the other one is #2. he is the nasty little fucker who posted that rumor about Rod Stewart having to have 7 quarts of sperm pumped out of his stomach. I'm still not happy about that to be sure. Well, it looks like one of my little DOPES has been posting in this thread as well. how are you today my little DOPEY DOPE Sarek? I think I love Pixiefroufrou too. Well thats all from Scrotus Rex for now ok.

 

[Christina]

Hi Honey, wanna be my bitch too?

Who?

 

[Christina]

Rex, who're the other numbers out there?

 

[Trixie]

Scrotem let's get one thing straight (yes I know what I put for your name and it suits you)

You are still a little hum bug of a man that wouldn't know how to make a friend if you had to pay someone.

my dear little scrotum I think you need to be beaten and I volunteer to do it.

 

[Bergerac]

Who?

MissManners, you already are one of my bitches.

BTW, I am thinking about moving you to Oz, Mak needs some new new girls.

You don't mind do you?