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Christina said:
Rex, who're the other numbers out there?
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Hi Christina. Scrotus here. Trixie is the #1 DOPE on the board, banjo who is probably a militant homosexual is the #2 DOPE on the board and Ranter is the #3 DOPE on the board. Sarek is one of the DOPES as well but he's not #4. He's #16 or something and I havent met enough other DOPES to fill in the gaps be I have to admit that Sarek is growing on me so he may be coming off the list soon. I'll put up a thread if this happens, ok.

Now, My little Trixie I have to be frank with you. You annoy me to no end and you need to know that Scrotus Rex isn't going to put up with much more of your nonsense. I can see that you like being the board's #1 DOPE because you keep stalking me. I would be embarassed to be labelled as a DOPE on a big board like this. Most of the regular members have been carefully avoiding being added to the list.
 
Scrotum let's lay the cards on the table here. You know you want me, just admit it and quit fighting your feelings. I'm ok with that. I except that you are into me, the feeling is not mutual mind you but I can't help that. your name is just a turn off.

And are you a drug dealer? you keep talking about dope here.
 
Ah, my little Trixie... If you are going to use my name, it is ScrotuS. Misspelling it only keeps you at the top of the list longer. You know what I am beginning to think, my little #1 DOPE, I am beginning to think that you are a PERVERT. I've been reading some of the things that you and Bergerac have been posting, Yes, I have, and I can see what the higher-ups gave you for a title. you're not off to a very good start here. many of the regular members are annoyed with you just like I am. Oh, thanks for not messing with my Rod Stewart thread, oK.
 
Scrotum you know you just want to come out and say you want to be my love slave.

Just do it,. I won't think badly of you.

And if the higher ups want to be my slave to that's cool with me. the more the merrier.
 
Trixie said:
my dear little scrotum I think you need to be beaten and I volunteer to do it.
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You wouldn't fucking dare to do that to ol/ Scrot.

Methinks you need a session with the good ol' Anal Intruder, set to "Masticate".
 
missmanners said:
Are you talking to Sarek or me?

;)
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Ew. That is so wrong.

Remember that christmas list thing? You're off of it now. That's right, done, gone, no longer part of it. Off the list!
 
smegMATIC said:
You wouldn't fucking dare to do that to ol/ Scrot.

Methinks you need a session with the good ol' Anal Intruder, set to "Masticate".
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ha are you his defender? poor little scrotum can't defend himself? needs a protector from a woman? Ha.

big baby.

I think I'll let you have that anal intruder pleasure for yourself. But thanks for the offer.
 
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