Guess what.

[CaptainWacky]

I'm here, I'm SLIGHTLY drunk (CURIOSA) and I'm not queer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not even a little?

I'm not drinking today, but I may hit the Vycodin after all, it hurts a lot more today. I slept on my shoulder funny.

But I'll still be hitting the casino later. One-armed man against one-armed bandit. WHO WILL WIN???

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've only beend rinking little bottle of Budwieser. Not very festive but helps stave off depression!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I meant not even a little queer? Has all of your enthusiasm for teh cock withered away like a half-snipped foreskin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, right. At the moment, pretty much. I don't know. I have to get in the right frame of mind. It's hard to explain. I think I'm just a freak.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm comp,elety arsed. merezy christmas michaeokl

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SALUTE YOU WITH MY GOOD ARM, VODKA-IST!

I didn't go to the casino. We were too tired.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't rape anyone this Christmas.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

i WROTE SOME sweet lyrics for my new T-Bagg: Second Helpings

follow up to my number one hit rap album

 

[CaptainWacky]

I look forward to NOT hearing it.

 

[beergoggles]

i WROTE SOME sweet lyrics for my new T-Bagg: Second Helpings

follow up to my number one hit rap album

Are you a tea bagger?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's not teabagging if you walk into them.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I got the idea for the rap name while I was working out at the gym.