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Guldulac.

Poor Dinner, by the way. He's finally figured out he's in the bucket and is trying to climb out, but the other Leftcrabs keep trying to drag him back down.
 
Psh. No. They should, but who gives that much of a shit? Menty owns the board, but aside from Eggs, nobody's fuckin' running it.
 
No, now that's not true and I think you know it. Back when MM was the owner, she ran it. Lightly, but there was a hand on the reins.
 
I've tried posting in TNZ. Barking moonbattery notwithstanding, the place is too big for someone with a job. I'll get a chance to check up on a thread and it's gone effing 6 pages since I was last there. I don't have time to slog through 6 freaking pages every time I post. Especially 6 pages of barking moonbattery. They have a thread going there right now titled "Is Barack Obama the best president in all time?" I shit you not.
 
I've tried posting in TNZ. Barking moonbattery notwithstanding, the place is too big for someone with a job. I'll get a chance to check up on a thread and it's gone effing 6 pages since I was last there. I don't have time to slog through 6 freaking pages every time I post. Especially 6 pages of barking moonbattery. They have a thread going there right now titled "Is Barack Obama the best president in all time?" I shit you not.

Yeah, and that's the primary reason I don't post there much. Christ, I don't have time to read through multiple pages of bullshit.
 
I do spend a decent amount of time in the Doctor Who sub-forum, but there's only 3-4 threads I actively follow.

Once in awhile I'll post at WF and the shrieking and poo-flinging is almost unsettling. I could say "The sky is blue today." and they'd be like "Go eat a bag of dicks, cocksucker!" Yesterday I noticed that the 2nd most prolific poster has been dead for a couple years and the 3rd most prolific hasn't posted in probably 5 years. You'd think I'd accused Bernie Sanders of being a pedophile, judging from the shrill response.
 
I just want to take a second to ask El Chup one question: He hasn't been around here for a while, and he seemed real gung ho for a hot minute to chase me over here, so I just wanna know:

Did he finally off himself? Did the depression he waxed eloquent about in their Blue Room finally catch up to him, drag him down and get him dragging a razor over a forearm?

I sure hope not. That's a painful way to fail. If you're gonna do it that way, 'across the street' is not nearly as effective as 'down the road.'

I just wanna save a fellow human being some pointless pain.
 
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