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Gurk

Laker Girl has always been a loud-mouthed nobody. She manages to get under peoples' skin from time to time and that lone factoid is the only reason you are even reading this. Whatever saving graces she possesses remain deeply kept secrets among her 'friends' here. She's not even a has-been, as she never even was. Never was, never will be, but the fact that her thread has gotten her this many responses is reason enough to give some attention to the fact that the blood-soaked tramp can occasionally get some responses and therefor some resposenrosrisehoriseh
 
Messenger said:
Laker Girl has always been a loud-mouthed nobody. She manages to get under peoples' skin from time to time and that lone factoid is the only reason you are even reading this. Whatever saving graces she possesses remain deeply kept secrets among her 'friends' here. She's not even a has-been, as she never even was. Never was, never will be, but the fact that her thread has gotten her this many responses is reason enough to give some attention to the fact that the blood-soaked tramp can occasionally get some responses and therefor some resposenrosrisehoriseh
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Translated: *sniffle, sniffle* SO THERE! BLAH!

God you're fucking boring. Teach that pony another trick.

Ps. I'm the isht, always have been always will be. :smooch:
 
Ladies, ladies (bad dog and cranky) enough with the negative TKarma. It's called PMDD and it's only for a week but talk to your gynecologist, they can prescribe something, I'm sure of it.

My unselfish giving never ends.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Ladies, ladies (bad dog and cranky) enough with the negative TKarma. It's called PMDD and it's only for a week but talk to your gynecologist, they can prescribe something, I'm sure of it.

My unselfish giving never ends.
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Messenger doesn't like you, Gagh doesn't like you, Gurk doesn't like you.

I'm starting to like you more and more! :bigass:
 
Messenger said:
So, she isn't a "snobby little princess" anymore, Sarek?
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Things change. I thought you were a dick to begin with, but I grew to like you. But then I decided you were a prick again. Now I'm on the fence.

Which direction do you care to push me this time? :bigass:
 
Sarek said:
Messenger doesn't like you, Gagh doesn't like you, Gurk doesn't like you.

I'm starting to like you more and more! :bigass:
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I didn't say I didn't like her. I said she's basically a non-entity, a minor player here and an utterly forgetable persona. All I really know about her is that she's a republican, so she can't be all that bad if she hates slimey vermin hate-America democrats.
 
Sarek said:
Messenger doesn't like you, Gagh doesn't like you, Gurk doesn't like you.

I'm starting to like you more and more! :bigass:
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I'm lovable I tell you.

Gurk, you act like I'm a n00b. Sweetums, just because I don't spend every waking moment on TK doesn't mean I'm not a main personna here. You still have that new member smell, so how on earth would you know what I have or haven't done? Granted I find trolling mind numbingly boring but I do love to grind on people. Nothing makes a self-proclaimed troll of all trolls more angry than when they can't pierce my absolute fucking bitch personna.

So here's some of what you should know before spouting off:

I've been here for four long ass years.

I've seen you come and I will see you go.

Only one person in the history of TK has managed to get under my skin and she's probably dead from a bleeding heart.

I don't "welcome" anyone, this is a troll board, if you want warm fuzzies go join a quilting bee.

I am very much yet not at all what I appear to be here, figure that out.

So you and your new group need to SHOOSH mainly 'cause you're looking like fools.
 
Laker_Girl said:
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Sheeeeit.....!
 
^Way to copy cat. ;) Again, this is what Troll Valhalla has taught you?

How about I give you the all original...YAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN
 
Laker_Girl said:
Ps. I'm the isht, always have been always will be. :smooch:
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This pretty much sums up her entire act. Well that and repeating and defending that statement over and over. Occasionally she'll get her feelings hurt, especially if Big Dick McGee isn't around to prop her up.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Only one person in the history of TK has managed to get under my skin and she's probably dead from a bleeding heart.
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If you're talking about Calli, Bas proposed to her at Christmas (or thereabouts), and they're due to be married this year (I think). Given that she never posts anywhere anymore, and Bas pops in at LoNAF maybe once every 2-3 months now, I reckon things may be going pretty well for them.

What do you reckon?
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm lovable I tell you.
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Post a full frontal nude shot and I'll be the judge of that.

Gurk, you act like I'm a n00b. Sweetums, just because I don't spend every waking moment on TK doesn't mean I'm not a main personna here.
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I don't give a fuck if you've been here since the last ice age. I said what I said and I stand by it. You are the one with your panties bunched up in your snatch because of one throw-away line I made that may or may not have been intended as a troll. (Minor player and utterly forgetable persona .... )

You still have that new member smell, so how on earth would you know what I have or haven't done? Granted I find trolling mind numbingly boring but I do love to grind on people. Nothing makes a self-proclaimed troll of all trolls more angry than when they can't pierce my absolute fucking bitch personna.
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Like how I pierced it by saying you're basically a nothing, a non-entity and an utterly forgetable persona?

OK. ;)

So here's some of what you should know before spouting off:

I've been here for four long ass years.

I've seen you come and I will see you go.

Only one person in the history of TK has managed to get under my skin and she's probably dead from a bleeding heart.

I don't "welcome" anyone, this is a troll board, if you want warm fuzzies go join a quilting bee.

I am very much yet not at all what I appear to be here, figure that out.

So you and your new group need to SHOOSH mainly 'cause you're looking like fools.
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Um, honey? I simply don't give a shit. The "noob" thing is laughably pathetic and only works on sycophantic lapdog types. I'm not one of those. But thanks for giving me the hook I need for whenever I feel like messing with you.

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Laker_Girl said:
A) Super gay ass s/n.

and

B) Talk shit Bitch. I hope you can make a better show than the dumb fucks you run with around here. So far you've all been about as threatening as a declawed kitten and your "trolls" are so weak they're using walkers.
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BAD DOG's own words. I merely pass it along.

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