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Gwaylt? bloated and slow/Gwaylt?II

Fuck yeah. That's the jam.

"What I desire is man's red fire to make my dream come true"

That's BRASS baby!
 
Heard that version just a few days ago for the first time and just can't stop listening to it nonstop. AND have to stop myself from dancing to it when in company lol
 
Oh dear, I see apossible neck injury. I don`t eant toclick on that one. Ps I can view Gears videos but not Ily`s. Guess the new phone didnt make a difference.
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heavyheavyheavyheavyheavyheavyheavyheavyGORTAL!!

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I wish this guy was my neighbor.

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His facial expression! Awesome.
I wish for him to have a kid or two who appreciate just how cool dad is.
 
Oh I don't know about that homie...

Might be time to hang up the...

Lyrics...

Structurally dated...

Damn it

I'm an old man.
 
LOL! If still liking Slayer in 2014 is a giveaway for being old, then, hell's yes, let's be old together.
 
If you really want to feel old visit a Guitar Center or your German equivalent and stroll around.
 
I have a brick and mortar GC near me (San Marcos, CA.). I go in once in awhile for strings, picks and other shit I don't need. The floor to ceiling guitar display walls are pretty impressive.

Thing is at my age I can't be playing guitar in there. I don't want to be that guy.
 
But they have a quota of having at least 1 THAT GUY in the store every day -- you should do your bit!

There's still a GC in NYC too, but I've never been because I don't play guitar.
 
In order to be the GC that guy you have to have two things - First and most importantly - You have to be unable to realize you're that guy. Second - You have to have no idea how shitty you are at playing guitar.

I know exactly how shitty I play guitar and I'm worried about being that guy.

Disqualified.

If your GC is anything like mine (probably better), they have a whole big ol' room filled with keyboards you can fuck around with all you want. Might be worth a look if you have nothing better to do someday.

Maybe you can be that keyboard guy.
 
No I'm also painfully aware of how pathetic and self-taught I am as an amateur keyboardist.

I used to frequent all the stores on Music Row on 48th St off Times Square back in the 90s when I first moved here. But so many of those stores are gone now...
 
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