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Gwyneth Paltrow

I love the fact that Korean Spas need taking to the next level. I didnt realise Spas had other levels, never mind that base level Korean Spas no longer cut the mustard.

This is why I look up to her and adore her. Someone needs to keep these base level Korean Spas on their toes. GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL BOYS!
 
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I love how the steam has managed to clean her uterus. That really is an incredible spa or she has a vagina you can drive a camper van through.
 
What do doctors know.
 
If someone offered to send steam up my pee pee hole I would have to politely decline.
 
She should only agree to be in the next Marvel movie if they have a vagina steaming product placement.
 
Maybe she is a method actress, and being made of molten lava at the end of Iron Man 3 gave her a taste of burning hot vag, and she liked it.
 
New superhero - THE STEAMING VAGIGOOPTRESS!
 
I think the phrase " a taste of burning hot Vag" is very wrong on very many levels and has no place in this thread.
 
I the future it will be the next "blue sky thinking"
 
Amazon Movie Reviews ‏@AmznMovieRevws 32m32 minutes ago

Shallow Hal.

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Tragically missing the message of Shallow Hal.
 
He's also lazy as she's done nude scenes in at least 2 other films before Shallow Hal.
 
You can actually see her soul when she wears a purple thong, which is after all her true beauty.
 
Steamed soul.
 
I like to think that whenever Martha Stewart is being awesome, she spares a thought for her archrival Gwyneth.
https://vid.me/Yczs
 
Oh my god!
 
That was a warped, perverse 2-hour display of filth and degradation last night.

I watched it twice.
 
IT'S GOOD THAT SHE'S RAISING AWARENESS.
 
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