Happy Birthday, America!

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Happy 250th!!!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Fun story about that. Back in 1994 I was dating a stripper and we and a couple of friends were all gooned on locoweed and mushrooms and acid and we went to the local town fireworks show. People were everywhere and the entire town was setting off fireworks beforehand. Anyway, there we about 1000 lined up on the bridge crossing the river, we were down below on the riverbank. And this drunk asshole redneck was up there yelling HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA amongst his tears. Eventually my lady friend got fed up and just yelled back "Oh for God's sake, SOMEBODY PUSH HIM OFF!"

And then a cheer went up through the crowd. It was glorious.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $400, Alex.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Wagering low on that is a pretty good plan.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Yeah, cool story, bro.

 

[Mirah]

Fun story about that. Back in 1994 I was dating a stripper and we and a couple of friends were all gooned on locoweed and mushrooms and acid and we went to the local town fireworks show. People were everywhere and the entire town was setting off fireworks beforehand. Anyway, there we about 1000 lined up on the bridge crossing the river, we were down below on the riverbank. And this drunk asshole redneck was up there yelling HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA amongst his tears. Eventually my lady friend got fed up and just yelled back "Oh for God's sake, SOMEBODY PUSH HIM OFF!"

And then a cheer went up through the crowd. It was glorious.

Wagering low on that is a pretty good plan.

Well, I've got nothing better.

 

[Cassie]

The fireworks are already POPPING.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

The fireworks are already POPPING.

We're having a thunderstorm here in Little Rock right now, but it will clear off before dark. That's when the LRPD will be going crazy trying to track down all the fireworks across town.

After all, the 4th of July is when we celebrate telling the government to go fuck itself.

 

[Mirah]

Unfortunately the people telling the gov to go fuck itself last night started a fire w/ their fireworks which are totally banned on this side of the state.

 

[Cassie]

In Florida they just let you pop the fireworks. Thankfully it has been raining off and on all week, so even though we're still in a drought, everything is less flammable.