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Happy birthday Captain Wacky!
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Everybody yellin’, “Wacky! Wacky!”
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, ANOTHER YEAR HAS PASSED,
BUT EMPHASISING THAT IS BECOMING DERIVATIVE AT LAST,
BECAUSE I HAVE SAID IT ON MULTIPLE YEARS PAST,
AND THIS ONE IS NO DIFFERENT IN ITS EXTREME SPEED
AND HORRIBLE RAPID PROGRESSION,
BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT GOOD TO THINK ABOUT THAT
AS A GENERAL LIFE LESSON,
OR YOU’LL START STARING AT THE WALL
AND THAT’S NOT REALLY THE VIBE
FOR A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE
I’M TRYING TO KEEP ALIVE.
SO LET’S BE POSITIVE
AND BE HAPPY ABOUT NATALIE,
AND DUCKS IN THE POND,
AND SMALL BABY TERRAPINS,
AND ELECTRICITY,
AND PENICILLIN,
WHICH IS PROBABLY DOING
A LOT OF THE HEAVY LIFTING,
STATISTICALLY IT’S THE BEST TIME TO BE BORN,
SO THAT’S SOMETHING TO CLING...
oNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TO!
KLINGON TO MY HEART, CAPTAIN RIKER!
WACKY IS HERE TO COME AND FIGHT YA!
HE WILL EAT LIVE GAGH,
AND DRINK BLOOD WINE,
AND HE WON’T JUDGE YOU FOR HAVING A CREEPY TRANSPORTER TWIN
WHO WAS RUDE TO CHIEF O’BRIEN ON DEEP SPACE NINE.
Everybody yellin’, “Wacky! Wacky!”
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
now DANCE
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN, ANOTHER YEAR HAS PASSED,
BUT EMPHASISING THAT IS BECOMING DERIVATIVE AT LAST,
BECAUSE I HAVE SAID IT ON MULTIPLE YEARS PAST,
AND THIS ONE IS NO DIFFERENT IN ITS EXTREME SPEED
AND HORRIBLE RAPID PROGRESSION,
BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT GOOD TO THINK ABOUT THAT
AS A GENERAL LIFE LESSON,
OR YOU’LL START STARING AT THE WALL
AND THAT’S NOT REALLY THE VIBE
FOR A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE
I’M TRYING TO KEEP ALIVE.
SO LET’S BE POSITIVE
AND BE HAPPY ABOUT NATALIE,
AND DUCKS IN THE POND,
AND SMALL BABY TERRAPINS,
AND ELECTRICITY,
AND PENICILLIN,
WHICH IS PROBABLY DOING
A LOT OF THE HEAVY LIFTING,
STATISTICALLY IT’S THE BEST TIME TO BE BORN,
SO THAT’S SOMETHING TO CLING...
oNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TO!
KLINGON TO MY HEART, CAPTAIN RIKER!
WACKY IS HERE TO COME AND FIGHT YA!
HE WILL EAT LIVE GAGH,
AND DRINK BLOOD WINE,
AND HE WON’T JUDGE YOU FOR HAVING A CREEPY TRANSPORTER TWIN
WHO WAS RUDE TO CHIEF O’BRIEN ON DEEP SPACE NINE.
Everybody yellin’, “Wacky! Wacky!”
IT’S your BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN WACKY!
now DANCE
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Happy Birthday! And May the 4th be with you!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THANKS EVERYONE. Every year I feel worse about being obsessed with female celebrities half my age, but maybe there's some 90 year old pervert out there obsessed with me and photosgraphs me every time I leave the the house for their "Wacky Photo Ranking Board" where they rank the most attractive photos of me and yes I do want to meet hat person if they are real and reading this thank you for asking.
I'm going to get an A.I. to sing this in Sam Jones III's voice. Or just pay the real Sam Jones III to sing it.
I'm going to get an A.I. to sing this in Sam Jones III's voice. Or just pay the real Sam Jones III to sing it.
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The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
HAPPY CAPTAINWACKY'S BIRTHDAY DAY
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
WOW WACKY'S BIRTHDAY AND STARSCREAM'S TREK BIRTHDAY ARE SO CLOSE TOGETHER THIS IS LIKE WACKY'S CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS LOLBONC
I HOPE SEXSANTA26 BRINGS YOU EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST (YES THAT LIST LOLBONCSEX!)
I HOPE SEXSANTA26 BRINGS YOU EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST (YES THAT LIST LOLBONCSEX!)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
His SACK will be pretty heavy with the metal feet I ordered in there.