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Happy Birthday, Ishcabittle!

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Happy Birthday, dood.
 
Thanks, fellas. The big three-oh. It's not as life shattering as I was led to believe... now I feel liek a kid in a thirdy year old suit instead of a 29 year old suit.

Coffee is good today, though.
 
I missed your freaking birthday?! Happy 3-0 dude!
(it isn't that bad)
 
Happy Ishcaday
 
Happy birthday, buddy. For your birthday I give you an Arab proverb:

"Eat whatever you like, but dress like other people do."

I think it applies to you; you may have to pretend to be like everyone else at work or whatever, but you are fundamentally yourself nevertheless, and you're not diminished by the affectation of conformity.
 
I give you a random smiley :joker:
 
Gosh. Thanks, everyone. Birthday's are nothin' special normally, it's just when the big decade digit turns over. No more twenty-somethin'. Thirdysomethin'.
 
Oh...I somehow missed this!

Happy birthday, you old fart! :D
 
I'M NOT OLD!!!! THIRTY IS THE NEW TWENTY!!!! ARGH!!!! *SMASH*
 
25 is the worst age.
 
I'm 10,952 days old.
 
Happy naked ass-slapping day!

30 was only a big deal for me while I was still 29 and dreading it. Once it happened it was more like..."eh."

But now, "several" years later, I live in a deep state of numerical denial.

WHHEEEEE!!! PARTEEEEEE!!!!! BONC! :sarek:
 
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