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Happy Birthday to Peter Octavian

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Sio much birthday should become you today, SIR!

What kind of girls do you you like? I'm assuming its gurls.
 
Are you drunk?
 
Are you drink?
 
Ginger Ale.
 
Happy Birthday, Peter. I hope it's a good one. :)
 
Happy Birthday Peter, may the next year be filled with countless opportunities to get everything you want out of life. :bigass: :smooch:
 
Meaning...? Sex?
 
I thought this was a joke.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER.

My specialty is jumping out of large cakes naked, if you are into such things. You can have my sister instead, if thats your dish.
 
Can I have both of you at my next birthday party?
 
Peter gets first dibs. :D
 
And, I get sloppy seconds.
 
Happy B-Day PO, where R U??:)
 
He's out getting shitfaced.
 
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Rip Taylor says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

Sorry, he said that the confetti would be extra.
 
BlazerBoy said:
I thought this was a joke.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER.

My specialty is jumping out of large cakes naked, if you are into such things. You can have my sister instead, if thats your dish.

You think everything's a joke :bigass:
 
No, I'm afraid I wasn't getting shitfaced, and at my advancing age, the consequences of arriving at such a state aren't equal to the pleasure of enjoying a good buzz.

But thanks.

Dev, I'm honored, and if that was the kind of thing that did it for me, I'd call. Thanks also for the back up offer of your sister, however, I think that my significant other might object to such a present. It's the thought that counts.

Cait and Q , Henoch, Starguard, Friday and everyone else, thank you.

Unfortunately, the best present that I could get today I won't: I have to go to work in about an hour and a half.

But, if you want to keep your fingers crossed for me, there's a righteous jackpot in the powerball tonight, which will result in a hellacious TK party if I win.

And jack, thanks for the thread.
 
I'll cross my fingers. Hell, I'll even go out and cross a few other peoples'. :bigass:
 
fingers crossed

Happy Birthday Peter :)
 
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