Happy Dead ###### Day Everyone

[bad dog]

Shoot 364 more and we will take the year off work.

 

[Friday]

Classy.

 

[Thrusty]

damn it and just when i started feelin awight bout humanity. Well back to everyones hopeless. c ya

 

[Another_Bozo]

At the circus, we didnt let any negro children play the grand prize game because we thought they would steal all the ping pong balls.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Happy inbred racist day to you too?

 

[SolidSnake]

Like all things on this hurdling sphere I emerged from the molten center of creation, but mine has been a unique path. Isolated, I developed attributes beyond those of lesser beings. Then the sphere was struck by a vast celestial stone. Black chunks of death filled the skies and the world became a chaotic garden of doom. Soon the sphere began to nurture new kinds of life and there was one that stood above the rest. Its fractal shell belied its vicious nature. And in what seemed like a heart beat these things proliferated in both number and destructive means. Now they harness the most destructive force and I --The Centre-- have concluded that the sphere must be cleansed of them.