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Happy International Cat Day!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Unfortunately cats can't read, so this thread is completely pointless.
 
The scaredy cat that lives/pisses outside my door let me stroke him today for the first time in ages, so maybe he knew.

Completely forgot to wish him happy international cat day though.
 
He'll never come back now!
 
Did anyone remember to hurl a cat over an international border in observance?
 
No but I observed a pussy south of the border in a Kitty Club.
 
I watched a big ol' drag queen try to stuff her cankled hooves into some kitten heels.
 
I killed and ate several mice.
 
But did you piss on the nearest carpet to mark your territory?
 
They will usher in a world of yarn, tuna, and dot-catching.
 
Oh, and naps in the sun. Many, MANY naps in the sun.
 
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