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Hellman

Someday we'll all have some idea what the hell is going on here and... sort of shrug and get on with our lives, probably.
 
jack said:
Heh heh.. here's a little email I just got a copy of. Something between you and that guy you plagiarize, Drew Friedman? I sent him an inquiry after getting it, and he claims you wrote it to him. :bigass:


Thanks for asking. Unfortunately, the lawsuit's not going well for
me. We've had another round of settlement talks with Rall, and it
looks like I'll be handing over seventy grand. I feel really lousy
about it, (especially after I've held out for six years now) but
everyone tells me that if the case goes to trial, I'd end up spending
a lot more than that. Ultimately you just have to push your pride to
one side and take a cold, hard look at the numbers. All in all, it
turned out to be quite the expensive practical joke, didn't it?
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You can make whatever you like out of that email; it STILL doesn't help you prop up your bullshit about a "Christmas/mid-January legal surprise."

My wager is still open, Vapgnome. I'll even let YOU tell ME when the deadline should be. Christmas? January 15th? January 30th? April 1st? September 13th? YOU PICK THE DAY, Gnomie, and when that day arrives, one of us will PayPal five hundred clams to the other.

What's the matter, Vap---did the neighbor's poodle chew your balls off while you were cornholing it?
 
Shatna said:
Someday we'll all have some idea what the hell is going on here
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Go on, Vap....explain it to the poor, slow-witted youngsters!

And when you're finished, say hello to my little friend!

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You settled you fucking weasel.

Just like I always said you would and should have long ago, back when we were laughing about how 35 grand was a "lot of gelato" considering the hoops he made you jump through after that trip to Italy on Soul Coughing's dime, right?

Game, set and match fuckley!

::laughing::
 
You are SUCH a fucking asshole Hellman. You could have saved yourself all this bullshit back when it was a grand and a public apology.

Moron.
 
jack, you're sounding scarily like jillian.

if this nyholm guy is just one of your duals then you've officialy contracted whatever bizarre disorder she has...
 
Why don't you go back to sticking your head so far up your ass you're looking out your nostrils?
 
jack said:
You settled you fucking weasel.

Just like I always said you would and should have long ago, back when we were laughing about how 35 grand was a "lot of gelato" considering the hoops he made you jump through after that trip to Italy on Soul Coughing's dime, right?

Game, set and match fuckley!

::laughing::
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Actually, I'm laughing at YOU, Gnomiekins; busting a fucking gut because you swallowed my story about an imaginary settlement. Do you really think I'm too stupid to spot a phony "Drew Friedman?" What was that crap you wrote about "small-minded fools i.e. editors?" That was 100% pure Grade Z Vapnoopner horseshit, and I can always smell it ten miles away, (here's a tip, munchkin: illustrators rarely come in contact with editors).

Now then, if you REALLY want to know what happened with the lawsuit, go ask your "good buddy" Rall for an update. You won't like the outcome, and it's kind of a sad story, but I'm confident you'll never hear it, because you just don't have the balls to get in touch with Rall, (just like you don't have the balls to step up to my "Christmas surprise" wager).

For the love of God, just give it up and go see a shrink, Vap....you really do suck at this.
 
So Vap, should I presume that you're ducking the wager because you know you can't possibly win, or is there some other reason? Just this one time, it'd be great to see you put your money where your big, fat, lying mouth is.
 
can't you and your girlfriend take this fight over to some other board, like grabassgirls.....?
 
Kim Nyholm said:
So Vap, should I presume that you're ducking the wager because you know you can't possibly win, or is there some other reason? Just this one time, it'd be great to see you put your money where your big, fat, lying mouth is.
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Wow, you mean I've PWNED you for almost seven years?

SEVENTY. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.

I love how that rolls off the tongue.

You better write that check before the 15th of January, right Hunchback?
 
headspace said:
I like it here already.

Do any of you get out into the fresh air? or is it one big circle jerk here?
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Did you come to be pivot person?
 
jack said:
Wow, you mean I've PWNED you for almost seven years?

SEVENTY. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.

I love how that rolls off the tongue.

You better write that check before the 15th of January, right Hunchback?
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All you "pwn" is a worthless shack in the middle of an iced-over dirt field and a hideously deformed skull full of melted brain cells.

By all means, Vap--keep believing the bullshit I fed you if it helps you feel like less of an impotent lump of shit.

Oh, and congrats on blowing your New Year's resolution three weeks before January.
 
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