Hello. Ask me anything.

[Our Lady of Spam]

Hello. Thankyou to the lovely young lady who let me out of Daycare. I still have no idea why they lock new people away like that. Nevermind. Seeing as I'm new here, the best way to break the ice is to ask me questions, it's always worked for me elsewhere.

I can answer a few straight away before they are asked.

1.No, I will photograph my naked self or any part thereof and show it to you.
2. No, I will not have someone else do it.
3. Yes, I am married.
4. No, I will not sleep with any of you.

That should save some energy on the part of all you eager young men. Ask away, dearies.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Are you a god?

 

[Our Lady of Spam]

No. I am not a god. Silly question.

 

[Dark Pickle]

When someone asks you if you're a god...you...say...YES!

 

[Thrusty]

whats your husband's favorite thing to do or have done in the sac?

 

[DarthSikle]

Can you go fuck yourself?

 

[Ilyanna]

1.No, I will photograph my naked self or any part thereof and show it to you.

LOL - guys, pls tell me I am not the first one to notice that.

 

[Loktar]

LOL - guys, pls tell me I am not the first one to notice that.

Nope. I noticed it too. Lets see if we can exploit this loophole.

 

[Conchaga]

1.No, I will photograph my naked self or any part thereof and show it to you.
2. No, I will not have someone else do it.
3. Yes, I am married.
4. No, I will not sleep with any of you.

Has your husband taken any photos of your naked self? If so, can we see those?

Loophole found.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Our Lady of Spam:

Besides being the patron of a processed pork product, what do you see as your "life's mission"?

-SB

 

[Mirah]

Hello Our Lady of Spam! Welcome. How did you find this place?

 

[Dark Pickle]

What is love?

 

[Our Lady of Spam]

Eep. That's what I get for typing without my glasses.

To clarify, no naked pictures. Ever.

Thursty, I'm not answering that. My sex life is for me and my hubby.

Darthsikle, I ought to wash out that dirty mouth with soap, but seeing as I will never meet you, I will trust that God has a plan for you.

Conchanga, you are a very naughty boy. No on both counts.

Sadistic, I am content to serve God and keep up with my collections.

Mirah, I quite honestly thought this was a board relating to these. I can see now I was horribly wrong. However I, with absolutely nothing to validate it, have a strong feeling that I should post here. Perhaps God wants me to do something here, I don't know.

Dark Pickle, God is love. Caring is love. Memes are not love. You are rather silly.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Are you Mommy Bridgette? Or some other crappy dual?

 

[Thrusty]

Thursty, I'm not answering that. My sex life is for me and my hubby.

BOOO

 

[DarthSikle]

Darthsikle, I ought to wash out that dirty mouth with soap, but seeing as I will never meet you, I will trust that God has a plan for you.

Look outside your window.

 

[OS@M@'s Dick]

Look outside your window.

I THOUGHT YOU WAS A 45 SEC PHONE MAN, NOW YOU STALK,WOW.JUST WOW

 

[Mirah]

God invited our Lady of Spam. Neato. Thanks God.

 

[Dark Pickle]

And people wonder why I'm not a christian...

 

[Loktar]

And people wonder why I'm not a christian...

*sigh*