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Hello Kitty isn't really a cat

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Because it isn't actually real.
 
"And knowing is half the battle. G.I.Joe!"
 
MEOW! :rwmad:
 
Scrooge McDuck isn't really a billionaire.

He blew all his money on cocaine.
 
And malt liquor, don't forget the malt liquor...
 
And covering up murders.
 
Supposedly Hello Kitty is a little girl.

With a horrible, debilitating deformity, apparently.
 
Richie Rich isn't real, but the emotional scars he bears from years of sexual abuse at the hands of his butler are as real as ever.
 
Until he died and became Casper the Leg-Humping Ghost.
 
SIMPSONS DID IT.
 
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