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TheLegendLives said:
Only a true nigger dog would even touch a nigger. It seems you are the nigger, my *not* brother anymore. Unless it was a half-nigger that you licked, aye? Those thieves sometimes hide and try to be white eh?

The nigger is digging itself a deep hole.

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TheLegendLives said:
Aye, pup, check the thread on me game, LOST. Unless ye already have, and yes stallin cuz ya dont know it me laddie.

Actually I went to take a piss and check on the kids. That RL bullshit is cutting into my internet time.
 
The fuck is the defect with this one, anyway? The last two were niggaboo clones, and this one is a one-cheeked pirate, and I ain't none too certain which variety of pirate, either.
 
IMDB sucks my enormous dick, by the way. I can see why you'd all need to "band" together.

:::laughing:::
 
TheLegend doesn't seem to know the difference between, "your" and "you're". Twice in the thread - uneducated trolls, tsk tsk.
 
TheLegendLives said:
How many of you are in an Army? Well, there's none finer than T.K.P.S., a.k.a. The King Pin's Service. Our leader is the_trollkingpin. We have somewhere between 75-115 members as of now. We got our start at www.imdb.com (the Internet Movie Database), a perfect breeding ground for trolls with great topics. They have pages for each movie and actor, providing great trolling oppurtunities, ecspecially on the actors (Anna Nicole Smith, Michael Richards, ect.,).

We consist of all kinds of trolls. We have many flooders, and we can usually get about 200 topics off in a short while during concentrated attacks. Of course, we have a few shock site artists, luring in many fans in hopes of new trailers or pictures of their favorite movies. We have some very unique, legendary trolls on our site, who have had entire boards in the palm of their hand for about a year. And we have the good, old fashioned constructive trolling, making all sorts of claims to get past that 100 reply mark.

There are some Anti-Trolls who try to fight us, which helps our cause. Most of these troll-fighters have eventually turned to be trolls, such as Mr. Gray, Breaking Benjamin, and Hack_Saw.

Basically, admins can do nothing about us. They can higher your posting quota, (doesn't do much to flooders as we can double, triple, or quadruple post and make multiple accounts) delete your account, (you can create a new one instantly) or even IP Ban in rare cases. Basically, they only IP ban if you troll the Help board, like I have.

There has been talk of forcing members to give information (Amazon accounts) for IMDb. If this happens, we will have to move. It is likely, however, that this will not happen. IMDb is owned by Amazon.com, and they do not charge anything. However, it is a hassle to become a "special member," because you must provide a ton of info about yourself.

So come out and join TKPS. Meet great trolls such as the Kingpin, Doctor Weintraub and Doctor Borin, Professor Allseeing Eye, Breaking Benjamin, and Evil Sorcerer. The Troll King Pin is leading Trolls to the glory that they deserve.

That's lovely. Would you like a glass of chilled Egg Nog?
 
TheLegendLives said:
Blah, blah question?


P.S. Ever heard of the blah, blah, blah? Then, more blah, blah, blah [insulting homophobic jabs] allied with them, you blah, blah fagget. :)

If you are going for an insulting put down, at least spell it right. Otherwise, it loses its punch and potency.
 
TheLegendLives said:
How many of you are in an Army? Well, there's none finer than T.K.P.S., a.k.a. The King Pin's Service. Our leader is the_trollkingpin. We have somewhere between 75-115 members as of now. We got our start at www.imdb.com (the Internet Movie Database), a perfect breeding ground for trolls with great topics. They have pages for each movie and actor, providing great trolling oppurtunities, ecspecially on the actors (Anna Nicole Smith, Michael Richards, ect.,).

We consist of all kinds of trolls. We have many flooders, and we can usually get about 200 topics off in a short while during concentrated attacks. Of course, we have a few shock site artists, luring in many fans in hopes of new trailers or pictures of their favorite movies. We have some very unique, legendary trolls on our site, who have had entire boards in the palm of their hand for about a year. And we have the good, old fashioned constructive trolling, making all sorts of claims to get past that 100 reply mark.

There are some Anti-Trolls who try to fight us, which helps our cause. Most of these troll-fighters have eventually turned to be trolls, such as Mr. Gray, Breaking Benjamin, and Hack_Saw.

Basically, admins can do nothing about us. They can higher your posting quota, (doesn't do much to flooders as we can double, triple, or quadruple post and make multiple accounts) delete your account, (you can create a new one instantly) or even IP Ban in rare cases. Basically, they only IP ban if you troll the Help board, like I have.

There has been talk of forcing members to give information (Amazon accounts) for IMDb. If this happens, we will have to move. It is likely, however, that this will not happen. IMDb is owned by Amazon.com, and they do not charge anything. However, it is a hassle to become a "special member," because you must provide a ton of info about yourself.

So come out and join TKPS. Meet great trolls such as the Kingpin, Doctor Weintraub and Doctor Borin, Professor Allseeing Eye, Breaking Benjamin, and Evil Sorcerer. The Troll King Pin is leading Trolls to the glory that they deserve.

**YAWN** Who is this dipshit? Must I always deal with amateurs like this American piece-of-shit? Bitch, you are not fit to lick the asshole of my cousin's pet gerbil.
 
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