Help Decide Jack's Next Job

[jack]

He's a fan of mine.

Consider it a mutual admiration society.

 

[Alex Buchet]

Still on the market, vap?

 

[jack]

No Jack. You Can Not Be Pope. You Lack The Hat.

I may not be the pope, but it sure is easy to make you all Dance

 

[Alex Buchet]

Hey jack, while you're talking to yourself, tell yourself to get a fucking job.

 

[Alex Buchet]

I left some hints about my identity in the Gutters, btw, if you can bring yourself to lurk there...

 

[jack]

I really need to figure out how he manages to piss off so many people, so thoroughly, in so short a time.

It's easy............

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I really need to figure out how he manages to piss off so many people, so thoroughly, in so short a time.

If only Vap could figure out a way to get paid for pissing people off, he'd actually be making a living off his one God-given talent.

 

[jack]

Thanks for being a

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

I may not be the pope, but it sure is easy to make you all Dance

I Fail To See How Poking Fun At You Constitutes Dancing, But Then Again I Fail To See How A Middle-Aged Man With Both A Family And Medical Problems Would Be Careless Enough To Lose His Only Source Of Income.

 

[jack]

Unfortunately for you, you don't know me that well.

And not at all any more, I'm afraid.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I Fail To See How Poking Fun At You Constitutes Dancing, But Then Again I Fail To See How A Middle-Aged Man With Both A Family And Medical Problems Would Be Careless Enough To Lose His Only Source Of Income.

The irony is that it sounds like Vap lost his job over his internet addiction.

"King" in his own mind; "bum" in real life.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

And not at all any more, I'm afraid.

So We Are No Longer Friends?

 

[jack]

Well, he does have you starting topics about him.

This made me laugh, because it's all too true.

 

[Sarek]

This made me laugh, because it's all too true.

Well, look at the bright side. If you made a living being a troll, these guys would put your kids through college by now.

 

[jack]

I know, I'll bill them for services rendered!

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

This made me laugh, because it's all too true.

As If You Refrain From Starting Topics About Bogner, Hell-Man, Et. Al. You Are A Hypocrite, Jack, Caught Up In Your Own Lie. You Dance To The Sam Music As The Commicon Posters, Intertwined In One Swirling Dance Of Shame.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Truth? I Am Not Pissed Off. I Am, However, Amazed By His Actions Today. He Claims To Be Some Master Troll Yet He Can Not Take His Own Medicine. Truly A Textbook Case Of "Dishing Out But Not Taking In". Sad.

I've found this to be true of most every troll I've ever met online, though less than 2% of them would ever admit it.

 

[jack]

As If You Refrain From Starting Topics About Bogner, Hell-Man, Et. Al. You Are A Hypocrite, Jack, Caught Up In Your Own Lie. You Dance To The Sam Music As The Commicon Posters, Intertwined In One Swirling Dance Of Shame.

Try saying that with your real name, coward.

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[jack]

I've found this to be true of most every troll I've ever met online, though less than 2% of them would ever admit it.

That's probably because in the larger scheme of things, it's entirely without meaning or value.

You think I give a shit what you think about me when I'm posting here?
I don't.

I like you, but I don't care what you think. And off the boards, I don't exist in your life (unless you're a Dancer at heart)

M E A N I N G L E S S. I post here for fun. If I irritate people in the process, that's dessert.