HELP I AM BURNING IN A VAST FIREBALL!

[Gagh]

Wait. No I'm not.

 

[Seph]

oh ok then good day

 

[Cassie]

YES YOU ARE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OR IS IT JUST GAS?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I feel fine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT
SUCKING A COCK FOR FUN AND LEISURE SURE WOULD HELP A LOT
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SUCK a COCK?
SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO SUCK EVERY COCK YOU FUCKING CAN!
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS GLAD THEY CAME
YOU WANT TO SUCK THE COCKS YOU KNOW, COCKS THAT ARE NOT ALL THE SAME
YOU WANT TO SUCK COCK WHERE NOBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME

COME TO MY ANONYMOUS COCK FACTORY FOR STRESS-FREE COCK SUCKING

 

[Starship Coyote]

Taco Bell burritos with the flaming hot sauce. Two in fact. Tomorrow morning will not be good.

 

[curiousa2z]

well there you are, then!

I recommend some plain yogurt.

 

[Cassie]

There's an apocalypse in CU's ass and we're all invited.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's one party to pass on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IRONICALLY GAGH'S HOUSE WAS BOMBED BY TERRORIST GERBILS THIS MORNING AT 3AM.

 

[curiousa2z]

well, they THOUGHT it was terrorist gerbils but it could, could mind you, have been an embittered MFer.


Him and his promotions.

 

[Loktar]

It wasn't me.

*stows Gerbil costume in secret compartment in the floor*:who?me?:

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WAS ME, AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

 

[Farry Lynt]

Misleading title. Waste of my time

 

[Enkephalen]

Made you look!

 

[Cassie]

History channel is still predicting the apocalypse. THE BURNING FIREBALL COULD HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW.

 

[Loktar]

History channel is still predicting the apocalypse. THE BURNING FIREBALL COULD HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW.

The garbageball is early. Wasn't supposed to arrive until the year 3000.

 

[Dr Dave]

Shouldn't the History Chanel be off showing programs about Hitler?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler IS the apocalypse.