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HEY MINEFIELD, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
I'd like to know.
 
Cash, food, and alcohol.
 
A new body.
 
Mental clarity and an end to all irrational fear.

Also better eyesight.
 
^all of the above.
 
I want Tomtrek to be Happy.
 
I want Tomtrek to answer his own survey too.
 
People to like me unconditionally.

and a new wheelbarrow.
 
People to like me unconditionally.

and a new wheelbarrow.
 
A blow job
 
X-Box 360 and a new laptop.

Fuck all that being happy and shit. That's what vodka and videogames are for.
 
Hah. Boring stuff, like a booster battery pack for my phone and a new laptop. Aren't we all pretty much at the age where we get ourselves anything we want? So it's just mundane stuff leftover that we never got around to buying, really.

The only other things I'd like would be the TNG blurays, but they're too expensive.
 
What about big bars of choclate.
 
What about big bars of choclate.

Thats more of a present for my diabetic mom for when she gets the low bloodsugar.
 
Then you can say "Don't die, have a snickers!"

(sorry)
 
I want the kind of lifestyle that allows me to buy Macs without looking at the pricetag.
 
I see The Tomtrek has made this another thread of non-sharing his deep secrets.


I want to know his story!


Also, I'm out of "burnt umber".
 
Tomtrek should share!

Sharing is caring Tomtrek!

Right curiousa2z?
 
I want a tree house, that has satellite TV and broadband, and a squirrel to be my bff.
 
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