Hey Miranda...

[Kyehlar]

This is why Sailor Jupiter is better than Sailor Moon.

 

[Mandi]

yeah, but i'm better than the both of them!

 

[Kyehlar]

Ah, so you're Sailor Mercury material, eh?

 

[Mandi]

yeah

 

[Starburn]

See Miranda? She's not afraid to show her boobies!

 

[Kyehlar]

I'm more than willing to oblige.

 

[Mandi]

Oh and rommie is another one who could...he's previliged....once I meet his mom we're getting married

 

[Kyehlar]

It's not the mom you should be worried about, it's the father.

 

[Mandi]

why what wrong with your dad? Is he gonna grab my ass? Whatever it is, nothing a blow job can't fix...

 

[Kyehlar]

Nah, they're too old for that shit. They're just EXTREMELY old fashioned and over protective.

And they lay the guilt on pretty thick.

 

[Mandi]

I can make them love me, I can make anyone love me.....I'm a good actor

 

[Kyehlar]

Well, so am I, but I wouldn't consider even dating someone who isn't honest.

So sorry, back to the end of the line.

 

[Mandi]

but I am honest:|

 

[Kyehlar]

Honest to me, perhaps, but what about my parents?

 

[Mandi]

i'll be honest to your parents...it's called behaving...it's not like I've done anything to be terribly ashamed of that I would have to lie about.

 

[Kyehlar]

Well, perhaps after some make-up sex, we'll talk it over.

 

[Mandi]

yes! I love make-up Sex!

Oh btw....have those Sailor chicks ever heard of razors?

 

[Kyehlar]

Sailor Moon has....

 

[Mandi]

well at least one of them is groomed....jeesh

So wheres Sailor Uranus?

 

[Kyehlar]

Did they even have a Sailor Uranus?..........