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Hey what about the Danish Giraffe?!?!?

I wonder how giraffe tastes? I've had buffalo and shark, and venison, but not much more exotic than that.
 
Kids have to learn what a dismembered giraffe looks like sooner or later.
 
Their first mistake was naming the giraffe. They should've known no good could come of that.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Kids have to learn what a dismembered giraffe looks like sooner or later.
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They should learn what a dismembered human body looks like first... that science director at the zoo seems like a good candidate.

Why did they allow two closely related giraffes to breed and then decide after 18 months that the offspring needed to be put down? Assholes.
 
Thank God giraffes aren't sentient right?
 
They killed it with a bolt to the head.

Did they ask it to bend down?
 
'Gear said:
Their first mistake was naming the giraffe. They should've known no good could come of that.
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Yeah, sounds like a basketball player.
 
Couldn't they send it to some other zoo where there were giraffes it wasn't related to?[/serious post]
 
I think the problem was that since it was inbred (relatively speaking), any offspring it had would still be tainted by that to an extent. But as Filthy Whore says, I just don't understand why they let two closely related giraffes mate and carry a baby to term and name it and take adorable photos of its big pretty eyes if they were oh so concerned about preserving the gene pool.
 
I just read this on slate.com:

But the Danes also strongly believe that being a parent is an enriching experience for their animals. The problem is that while it solves one animal welfare problem—the well-being of the breeding adults—it creates a subsequent ethical issue, that of what to do with the “surplus offspring.”
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So rather than keep the female enclosed during her rutting season or whathefuckever it's called, they want their animals to have frequent sex to enrich their lives... and fuck the results. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
 
All the Scandinavians have a very fruity attitude to sex and death. This is a true smorgasbord of both.
 
I'm married to one. It's true.
 
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Fuckers had so many offers to rehome him. :(
 
We should boycott their excellent crime dramas in protest.
 
I wonder if the little giraffe got a chance to experience some enriching sex before being hacked to bits.
 
The Biebs would have tapped that, but he was tied up in court. :(
 
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