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High-Heeled Shoes with GPS for Prostitutes

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SPORTS

IT'S IN THE GAME
 
CHALLENGE EVERYTHING
 
Worst idea ever!

So how much do these X-box shoes cost exactly? And is it really convenient to press a series of buttons on your shoe while being attacked?

At least when they find the next dead hooker stuffed in a trash can they can be lead there by OnStar...



Turn left...


Turn right...


Approaching dead hooker with star trek shoes... 5 meters...
 
"Where would you like to go today?"

"I want to follow a trail of dead hookers to the supermarket."

"Alright. Your first dead hooker is 3 blocks ahead. Turn right..."

"DUDE THIS IS SO AWESOME!"
 
This is what sounds like when doves cry. Or when a pimp is replaced by a machine!
 
The hookers should just carry guns.
 
Big science fictony laser guns!
 
OR HEY, MAKE IT LEGAL AND GIVE THEM HEALTH BENIFETS!

Wait...that's crazy talk.
 
I'll pimp slap that. I ain't giving my bitches health benefits!
 
It is weird that it's not legal to sell sex. I mean, why not? You can sell bacon. It's the same thing, really.
 
Are you calling all women fat pigs? if so, SHAME ON YOU WACKY.

Some women are fat pigs but not all. There are hawt ones with boobies and nice round butts and such.

And CUTE ones who are worthy of the penis too.
 
Maybe he's just saying they are delicious when they're fried up crispy, OK?
 
Maybe I am.
 
These shoes will make it harder for them to run off with their pimps money
 
"I hate metal" - Dr Dave is still showing as QOTW for me.
 
You see a QOTW? I just have the banner pic, and then the forums start...
 
Then underneath the QOTW there's a "Menty's top ten friends of the week" and I'm at number nine and Laker_Girl is number one for some reason.
 
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