His name is Gagh

[alabaster]

Dude, remember that scene in the first "Death Wish" where those two guys are face and ass fucking that bitch after smearing shit all over the walls?

I bet you spend a lot of time thinking about that. They should have cast you for the part of the bitch, you would have been perfect.

 

[jack]

But then, you'd have been out scale that week.

 

[jack]

You cannot possess me, stud puppet.

 

[alabaster]

But then, you'd have been out scale that week.

the power of Alabaster compels you bitch!

 

[Lord Raffles]

I bet you spend a lot of time thinking about that. They should have cast you for the part of the bitch, you would have been perfect.

You quiver & shiver for that soft caress as you slip into that little black dress.

 

[jack]

the power of Alabaster compels you bitch!

Well I'm sorry the check was a little short, I know the fluffer took a bigger cut than normal because you took forever

 

[Lord Raffles]

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels? HA HA HA - not funny.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I haven't seen any of these movies.

 

[The Harlot]

You are missing shit.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You are missing shit.

Exactly.

 

[Tyrant]

Haven't heard that one before, but thanks for gracing me with your first tribute thread, dumbfuck. A few hundred more and you might catch up with some of the others around here.

:lol:

 

[DarthSikle]

Happening kijda stuff in tedchrk