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HOLY SHIT

You're right, we haven't killed anyone named Kenny. However, there are a lot of bastards.

Nothing stopping people from calling the bastards "Kenny." When they've been "Kenny-ied" the situation has been handled.
 
I'D FUCK MENTY AND FUDDLEMIFF EVERY DAY.
 
AND FORSWEAR DUCKS?
 
Option 1. Take a picture of your best half and post that for consideration.

Option 2. Post full frontal picture and we'll decide which is your best half.

You are just distracting us. Get to posting! Pronto!

*Recalls that some have already posted their halves.

So Option 2 it is.
 
I have a hand saw, a Jaw Saw, a circular saw, a jig saw, a hatchet, and pick axe. I also have some duct tape and glue, screws, nails, and several hammers.

If you would like finesse, I have an exacto knife and learned to cut color masks with rubylith and a blade long before they made machines to do that stuff.
 
This thread began so innocently...now I don't know if i'll sleep tonight...
 
It's Sunday night. Of course there will be no sleep. Tomorrow is the beginning of another work week. I'll be lucky if I can get an hour's worth of sleep in tonight.
 
Been up since 3 and I normally get up at 6, that's sundays for you.
 
There could be ducks involved.
 
Let's hope.
 
Lets hope? MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
 
DUCKS FOR EVERYONE!
 
See I think your getting the hang of it.
 
I'd fuck a cake.
 
So it would not need frosting before hand then?
 
It would need fucksting.
 
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