Home of The Original Badlands!

[Dark Pickle]

Chocolate cake it is then.

*Eats the oh so delicious Badlands*

I want it to be chocolate cake too!

 

[Loktar]

I want it to be chocolate cake too!

I can't deny
the cake is a lie
jizz in my eye
cylon Saul Tigh
pickle and rye
sigh sigh sigh

 

[Kitty]

Let's relate it to Gaza instead!

If the Badlands is Gaza, then whats Isreal? I want to know which direction to point my rocket launcher. No sense in just firing away aimlessly, having no idea what the rockets are gonna hit.

Whats jihad sheek these days?

 

[Ilyanna]

No sense in just firing away aimlessly, having no idea what the rockets are gonna hit.

But isn't that exactly what the Hamas does?

 

[Yub]

Your wish is the Badlands' command! *sexes Yub*

Don't tell the Mrs! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*gratifies Ily*

 

[Dark Pickle]

HAWT!

 

[Yub]

Redheads. You can't say no.

 

[Kitty]

But isn't that exactly what the Hamas does?

Im not a brainwashed extremist.

 

[Ilyanna]

Who said you were?

 

[Kitty]

Who said you were?

Noone. Thats why I stated I wouldnt want to just fire off rockets aimlessly.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I just fired off a rocket...IN MY PANTZ!

 

[Loktar]

I just fired off a rocket...IN MY PANTZ!

Yippee Ki Yay, motherfrakker!

 

[Kitty]

I just fired off a rocket...IN MY PANTZ!

Whered you aim it at? Sock, wastebasket, Loktar's lower back?

 

[Kitty]

I just fired off a rocket...

Whered you aim it at? Sock, wastebasket, Loktar's lower back?

 

[Loktar]

Whered you aim it at? Sock, wastebasket, Loktar's lower back?

I ASSume my lower back.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You ASSume correctly

 

[Loktar]

You ASSume correctly

ASStounding!

 

[Dark Pickle]

ALSSO ASSTONISHING?

 

[Loktar]

ASSTASTIC!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Assholes.