Hot Wheels Cars

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...have nothing to do with sports. But since we're going to start screwing around and posting topics in threads they don't belong in, let's talk about Hot Wheels Cars.

Did you have them when you were a kid? What was your favorite one?

This was my favorite:

 

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This one is nice, too.

 

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Look at the wheels on this one! :O

 

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Maybe you're wondering why this thread is in here, stoop anchor. Well, it's simple: if you're gonna shit up the rest of the board begging people to visit your shitass sports forum, I'm gonna reciprocate by shitting up your shitass sports forum with non-sports shit.

Like it? Good. Don't like it? Blame yo' DAMN self, because this is what you get. You begged Eggs to make you a forum for your dumbass sports monkeyshines, and you're gonna learn to KEEP the sports monkeyshines IN this damn forum.

 

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(These are only gonna get worse from here on out, btw...)

 

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Fart.

 

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Spoilered, because NSFW... er than the preceding.

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