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HOUSEMATE RANKINGS

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's difficult this year because most of them are BAD PEOPLE and morally I can't actually support most of them and the few nice ones are a bit boring, really. But I do think it's possible to be "bad" but also entertaining (but there's a line that can be crossed.) ANYWAY, FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, HERE IT IS.

1) Deana - Loved the clip of her completely owning Arron shown on BOTS. Also has a nice bum!
2) Adam - He's the peacekeeper but he's not afraid to tell people to shut the fuck up and keep them in line. Would like to see him chokeslam Arron into the pool.
3) Lydia - She's the most entertaining so far, but also paranoid and batshit insane. Great housemate!
4) Lauren - I think she's a genuinely nice person and her sore throat seems to be clearing up.
5) Chris - A ridiculously high ranking, yes, but he gave us the line "I don't want to piss against you, I want to piss with you!"
6) Caroline - Again I don't really like her but she's funnier than I expected.
7) Benedict- He hasn't done anything bad. I think he was joking about wanking in the bath...
8) Shievonne - Nice enough but maybe trying too hard to be everyone's friend?
9) Sara - She got drunk and started crying about how much she loves the queen.
10) Luke A - Nice, but invisible since his confession.
11) Scott - Disappointingly dull. Caroline is the funny one of the two.
12) Arron - I kind of liked how he admitted he was shitting himself about the eviction. Still a twat.
13) Becky - I don't care about her.
14) Ashleigh - Foul.
15) Luke S - I know nothing about this person.
16) Conor - Does he even exist?
 
1) Adam - Just seems like a generally nice guy as far as I've seen, and I find it interesting that someone who went to prison wants to be cooped up in the BB house.
2) Deana - Not totally settled on this as I've not found her that interesting so far, but she's not the others.
3) Sara - The Queen cry is one of the highlights of 2012.
4) Scott - Weirdo. And I wish he'd stop talking about the straight guy who's not interested. But he's pretty good to watch.
5) Caroline - Bitch. But funny bitch.
6) Shievonne - I've missed each and every one of her impressions, but you guys seem to think she's nice...
7) Lauren - Always sounds on the brink of tears... entertaining!
8) Luke A - Nearly forgot him.
9) Luke S - I don't know why but I actually quite like him. Partly because of how he handled Chris when he went off on one.
10) Becky - She's funny, but BB was right in initially thinking she was a fake, I think.
11) Arron - Pfft. Purely aesthetic reasons. (Have you seen his nose though?)
12) Lydia - Maybe she's like Marmite, because I find her annoying expressions annoying rather than hilarious!
13) Benedict - Not doing much, and I'm tired of hearing about him being a porno dude.
14) Ashleigh - Not AS bad as she came across on her fucking VT, but like I don't know, like, you know?
15) Conor - The only notable thing I've seen him say so far was also one of the stupidest.
 
1) Lydia - If she's Marmite then I'll have her on my toast!
2) Benedict - Sorry I actually quite like Benedict.
3) Adam - He seems legitimately cool.
4) Luke A - I'd class him as "not an asshole", which is pretty good for Big Brother!
5) Lauren - Seems nice? I guess?
6) Shievonne - She's mad but not in a bad way. Or a good way.
7) Deana - I have no opinion on Deana.
8) Sara - She's, like, annoying, but not terrible.
9) Becky - She's really not doing anything for the portail of overweight people on television when she measures her happiness by how many Big Macs she could eat.
10) Caroline - "THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN ALL THE MEAN KIDS LEFT ME OUT OF THINGS AT SCHOOL." "HAHA, GO ON CONOR, BULLY DEANA."
11) Scott - Hates Benedict because he's 'fake'. Likes Becky because she's 'theatrical'.
12) Arron - Literally an 8 year old boy in the house.
13) Ashleigh - A waste of a life.
14) Luke S - The current leader of this years "Probable Rapist" award!
15) Conor - A close second!
 
1) Shievonne - Most likely to become a presenter.
2) Lydia - She's going to win, might as well start liking her now
3) Adam - I hear you talk, and it feels like home. Too sane to win
4) Scott - Whenever he decides to have his drunken rant at the house, it should be epic
5) Arron - The low-rent Ben to Scott's hi-rent Mario. Scott calling him a "naughty boy" gets me hot
6) Benedict - He wanks a lot
7) Luke S - One reason: The way he locks his jaw open to keep from laughing
8) Deana - The conscience of the house. They never win (see Adam)
9) Caroline - Funny, but there's a threshold
10) Sara - Annoying, unmemorable except for the Queen thing
11) Becky - Went from top to bottom, but there's still some drama to be wrung from her yet
12) Luke A - Is he hiding? Haven't seen him for days
13) Lauren - Ugh bitch #2
14) Conor - Gross
14) Ashleigh - Ugh bitch #1
 
1) Adam - He's about the only one who seems to think for himself and doesn't get dragged into the nominations group and I liked his noms this week so WHY NOT.
2) Lydia - She's actually going mad.
3) Lauren - Okay I'm sure some people (assholes) will claim she's "playing the victim" but really they are all picking on her and I want to protect her.
4) Benedict - His Ashliegh act in the Diary Room was funnier than Ashleigh will ever be.
5) Deana - WHY NOT.
6) Caroline - I don't really like her but she had a few funny lines this week?
7) Luke A - Barley does anything but at least he's not evil.
8) Shievonne - I keep forgetting she exists.
9) Becky - Pointless but too thick to be properly nasty.
10) Luke S - Actually isn't that bad.
11) Sara - OCH AYE.
12) Scott - I see nothing very entertaining or likable about him.
13) Arron - WAY EY I'M A JOLLY PRANKSTER.
14) Conor - Why.
15) Ashleigh - Hate her.
 
1) Lydia - Poor Lydia. Trying to make sense of the idiocy surrounding you. You're too good for them.
2) Luke A - I really like Luke A now. He seems like a really nice guy when the show actually bothers focusing on him.
3) Lauren - I would've preferred Benedict staying, honestly, but again there's nothing wrong with Lauren and I hope she can stick it to the end now.
4) Deana - She seems a bit wishy-washy, always going from housemate to housemate going "OH WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND NOW EVERYONE HATES ME?", but she's not as bad as other people.
5) Becky - Annoying, but manageable.
6) Adam - He's been grouping up with some of the worst people this week, and has taken on some of their horrible habits, but is still mostly okay.
7) Sara - Okay I guess?
8) Scott - He's alright when he's not bitching about everything and anything.
9) Shievonne - A total mental case.
10) Caroline - Very spoilt, very immature, very annoying.
11) Arron - Just grow up.
12) Conor - Stupid thuggish idiot.
13) Ashliegh - Lets someone she doesn't really like grope her on television to be popular.
14) Luke S - Horrible alpha-male macho prick who thinks he's king of the house. I'm glad Benedict tried to put him down a few rungs.
 
1) Luke A - If I made Scott or Arron number 1 you'd all gang up on me again, and I can't take that. But Luke needs more of a reason to be voted for other than "he's not nearly as bad as the others."
2) Scott - Not a sheep, not a bully, not boring (to me). Needs better friends. And a better haircut!
3) Arron - If Conor and LukeS were booted out of the house, he'd grow up fast. But when it comes to Lydia, she starts it, he just finishes it.
4) Adam - Losing his way, but with this bunch that's understandable. Come back!

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5) Deana - more sinned against than sinning, but she is kind of a "poor me" type even when nobody's actually doing anything to her. Too distant.
6) Lauren - I still don't quite know who she is, other than a girl that stuff happens to.
7) Shievonne - She's going to be this annoying until she goes, unfortunately. She & Adam can't be at odds with each other, it ruins both their games.
8) Lydia - She's not an innocent victim. She's nosy, judgmental and delusional about her place in the world. Not "good TV" anymore.
9) Becky - A loud sheep, wants to be loved, needs to get new material.
10) Sara - Total sheep. Useless. Hangs with the wrong crowd. Barely there.
11) Caroline - Not at all funny anymore.
12) Ashliegh - Whore.
13) Luke S - Needs his ass kicked.
14) Conor - Needs medication and incarceration.
 
1) Lydia - Going out IN A BLAZE OF GLORY.
2) Lauren - I don't really get why she nominated Deana instead of someone who hates her, but I still think she's nice.
3) Adam - I think he's going to bring down the vile Caroline.
4) Luke A - He has balls.
5) Deana - I still don't find her all that interesting but she's handled the bullying well.
6) Sara - She doesn't appear to be evil.
7) Scott - His sheep noises in the task were funny.
8) Becky - She's just thick and easily led.
9) Shievonne - She's just mental.
10) Luke S - At least he doesn't get all aggressive at girls?
11) Arron - He can sometimes be okay for a few minutes then become an idiot again.
12) Asheigh - Jealous, boring.
13) Caroline - She's just a fundamentally cruel person.
14) Conor - Should be in jail.
 
It's just been difficult because the ones I like aren't actually very interesting, while the ones I dislike are all equally dislikable except for Connor obviously.

1) Sara - I like that she's not falling into an easy showmance with Arron. Although this does prove that she'll need an eye test when she gets out of the house.
2) Adam - Well I can't judge the claims that he doesn't flush the loo, he seems nice enough still and he's a good force to have in the house. Probably the only one Luke S will listen to.
3) Lauren - I dunno, she doesn't do much, but she's not evil.
4) Luke A - Nice chap. Needs to get more stuck into it all, though.
5) Deana - Nice person and I felt sorry for her over the eating beef ham task, but she did kind of bring it on herself with that one.
6) Shievonne - Not made much of an impact on me, so I assume she's nice enough?
7) Arron - Biazarrely. He is a total brat, but he's entertaining and I think he is doing a lot of it out of boredom rather than being rotten to the core like Connor.
8) Becky - Failed to live up to her claims of always being positive and wotnot, but we expected that. And really, I'm glad she's not as loud as it seemed she would be.
9) Scott - I just don't find him at all entertaining.
10) Caroline - Horrible, horrible person who is funny.
11) Ashleigh - Just an idiot. It's not her fault.
12) Luke S - I liked him when the show started, because he seemed level headed. Unfortunately he uses that level-headedness for ill.
13) Lydia - Sorry, I just really can't stand her. Sure, she keeps things interesting, but she's a vindictive, argumentative cow!
14) Connor - No one can be called Conor.
 
1) Lauren - I find her really likable and entertaining and she's nice and she'll probably be evicted next week but at least she didn't go this week I guess! (I like her.)
2) Deana - Her "you're in a fake relationship!" rant was epic.
3) Scott - He's stepped it up. Almost too much, since he appears to be having a breakdown. Entertaining though!
4) Adam - He is a good guy!
5) Luke A - He is also on the side of "good".
6) Sara - I liked her "fucking bastards!" nominations of Arron and Conor.
7) Becky - Better type this quick BEFORE SHE EATS IT.
8) Arron - It's entertaining watching people own him all the time.
9) Luke S - He's still not THAT bad other than the whole fake realationship thing!
10) Shievonne - She's just an irritant.
11) Ashleigh - Like oh my god I didn't know like that people never used to wear clothes like they used to be naked all the time like oh my god in the olden days before clothes were invented like I never knew that oh my god home come the Flintstones wear clothes like does that makes sense like I HATE LAUREN FOR NO REASON HERE ARE DETAILS OF THE SEX I'VE HAD ON NATIONAL TV. (I don't like her.)
12) Caroline - She's a sociopath.
13) Conor - He's a psychopath.
 
1) Scott - I'm loving Finger-on-the-Grenade-Pin Scott. He probably won't be around much longer so I'm giving him a #1 ranking while I still can.
2) Luke A - Not really my #2 but everyone else is either crazy or evil, so...
3) Shievonne - Unpredictable. But I like her in her saner moments.
4) Adam - Great guy. His drill sergeant was epic. But he's boring. Needs to want it more.
5) Lauren - Yeah, I see it Wacky. We just look for different things. ;)
6) Arron - If Conor doesn't go this week, this is probably the highest Arron will ever have a hope of being ranked again.
7) Deana - HAVE SOME FUN, WOMAN! YOU'RE NOT A PIN CUSHION! She depresses me.
8) Becky - Moooooooooooo. Still some potential to be entertaining, otherwise...
9) Sara - Prove to me she exists.
10) Luke S - If only he used his flashes of cleverness for good.
11) Ashleigh - Cum sock.
12) Caroline - Going to Hell.
13) Conor - Will be Caroline's drill sergeant in Hell.

BONUS! Glass House Player rankings!

1) Gene - He's like Chef from South Park!
2) Jeffrey - He's like Big Gay Al from South Park!
3) Erica - Sassy blond, nice dry sense of humor.
4) Joy - Can be an annoying bitch, but she confronts Mike so I love her.
5) Stephanie - She's in the right alliance and her husband died, otherwise she talks too much.
6) Holly - Annoying Kardashian bitch.
7) Ashley - Annoying Rosie Perez bitch.
8) Robin - Middle aged "sex-blogger". Only came on the show to promote herself. Cow. Fake. But she's probably being evicted as we speak so she gets #8.
9) Kevin - Dull, weak excuse for an alpha male. Props Mike up, so I hate him.
10) Andrea - Milking her Mormon religion for sympathy, trying to make Jeffrey look bad whenever they debate gay marriage and everyone but Mike sides with him. I hate her.
11) Mike - Stupid old person. Claims to be a liberal but is lying, he's just trying to make himself look good for the cameras. Shouts people down during debates when he has no point to make. Asshole. Could be Conor's dad!

The Glass House - Cast Bios - ABC.com
 
1) Luke A - Prince of the House
2) Lauren - Princess of the House
3) Deana - Started to grow a spine and everything.
4) Adam - Sometimes he's bad but mostly he's good.
5) Scott - Has finally seen the light BUT IT'S BLINDING HIM.
6) Sara - She is Sara.
7) Shievonne - Fucking nuts, but that's better than a lot of the other people in the house!
8) Becky - Any time someone is having a conversation she just waddles up and says "HEY WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT?" and then goes into the other room and said "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT."
9) Caroline - A horrible spoilt little hypocrite who is appalled at anyone who doesn't conform to how she views the world.
12) Ashleigh - She's not evil, she's just really really fucking stupid. And evil.
11) Luke S - He's only there to win, and he doesn't care what he does or who he puts his fingers in to get there.
12) Arron - Oh grow up.
13) Conor - Should be in jail.
 
1) Scott? - Personality wise he's not someone I'd really talk to or want to be around, but the fact that he's standing up to the evil group goes a long way. I do wish he'd stop shouting about how much he doesn't even fancy Arron that much, though. Thou doth protest too much, innit.
2) Sara - I don't know, maybe it's just because she doesn't fancy Arron and it's hilarious seeing him open his heart to her when she's just not interested.
3) Luke A - Nice but FFS get involved!
4) Deana - Get involved!
5) Adam - They keep complaining about him, but he still seems very nice, particularly considering he's an ex-con!
6) Becky - I find her quite amusing even when she's playing up to the cameras.
7) Shievonne - The thing about not being able to tell her childhood clown story was amusing, despite it probably being FAKEY FKAEK FAKE.
8) Lauren - Mostly because you guys say she isn't evil. I don't really notice her much until she cries a bit about women always hating her or something.
9) Arron - He's a twat, but he has the slight excuse that's very immature, so he'll probably look back on this in a few years time and feel really ashamed, whereas others are set in their ways.
10) Luke S - Not completely evil. Probably really nice in the outside world.
11) Ashleigh - Makes eugenics start to seem like a brilliant idea. Completely useless, completely uninterested in self improvement or trying to understand anything about the world. Types like hers really fucking annoy me.
12) Connor - Looking forward to him getting booed when he's evicted, though he'll probably convince himself that he's been given a bad edit or something, rather than taking responsibility for what he's said.
13) Caroline - Placed below Connor because she actually is pretty smart and obviously well educated (for all she appreciates it), which means she should know better.
 
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