How come there were no retards in Trek?

[Gagh]

It's funny that he hasn't worked since Voyager.

They always say they're doing 'theatre', don't they?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes. Dinner theater. Usually Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat if they don't have a gut, or Annie Get Your Gun if they do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BEDROOM THEATRE MORE LIKE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's how they land the part in the first place. GWang has been wiping his mouth for roles like 2nd eldest son in the Omaha Steakhouse Players production of The King and I.

Oddly I find the image appealing...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Me too!

 

[Gagh]

When Melora was in the wheelchair, would the episode have been saved if she'd just rocked back and forth, saying nothing but 'Melora' in a high-pitched voice?