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How constipated are you?

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Shit or get off the pot already! I don't need another poll shoved up my ass to tell me what I believe in. Really.
 
You can shove a pole in my ass anytime, babe. MSN awaits.
 
Conchaga said:
You can shove a pole in my ass anytime, babe. MSN awaits.

I'd prefer Irish, not as big.
 
Haven't been constipated since I lost the gallbladder.
 
This town needs an enema!
 
eloisel said:
Haven't been constipated since I lost the gallbladder.

You weren't able to find it later?
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Hey, I lost my liver the day I turned 21. Losing a gallbladder doesn't seem all too unreasonable.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
You weren't able to find it later?
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Ha. And, no. The doc that took it out had it thrown in some sort of bio hazard dump. I wasn't going in there to look for it. Besides, it was bad and turns out I don't need it anyway.
 
I see a "lost wax casting" of my entire colon every morning :bigass:
 
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