Hulk Hogan: RAPIST!?

[CaptainWacky]

Not to my knowledge.

 

[Mentalist]

I remember going to the cinema to watch Mr Nanny. I was small.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Didn't he have that one rap dance song?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU WERE RAPED OF YOUR SEVERAL DOLLARS/POUNDS THEN.

 

[Mentalist]

Actually I liked it. I was very young.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His best movie was Con Air.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Dollars.

And I think it was at a local McDonald's and Hulk Hogan was dressed in a clown suit, with a red wig on.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I liked him and Charo in that Love Boat episode. They get locked in the bathroom and eat their own feet to survive.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Remember when he and Cousin Larry were trapped in that basement with a broken water main and it was filling up??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Roddy Piper sprayed mace in his eyes and Hogan punched Miss Elizabeth by mistake, brother?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Remember when Jake the Snake got all high on crystal meth and then crashed Princess Di into that pylon? The referee was all "concrete pillars 1, Princess Di 0" and then Sargeant Slaughter was all making out with Liza Manelli but it was really David Gest? Man that was a hell of a Bat Mitzvah!

But well worth the cost in human lives.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Remember when he was covered in custard, right before Brian Boitano slit his throat with a triple axle?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I see all.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU ARE TEH CUSTARD GOD!!!! *bends over*

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I am a serial therapist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

But only if it's consentual.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

Not to my knowledge.

My knowledge is boundless.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPE

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

LOLOL!