Hummus Deleted me on Facebook

[Yub]

Well that explains why Loktar simply won't shut up about Dork.

 

[Tisiphone]

Edward Cuntlen nor any of his emo friends embody want I want or need from a man. Little pretty boys who think stalking me long enough that I'll give in was never my idea of a fine time, even in highschool.

 

[Conchaga]

So I guess I should stop sending you those photos of yourself then, huh?

 

[Tisiphone]

But I like you stalking me, big daddy. You're not an emo.

 

[Conchaga]

Good, because if I had to remove the photos of you from my place it would totally wreck my entire decorating scheme.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, I can't have that on my conscience.

 

[missmanners]

Edward Cuntlen nor any of his emo friends embody want I want or need from a man. Little pretty boys who think stalking me long enough that I'll give in was never my idea of a fine time, even in highschool.

You mean not that you'd admit.

Honey it's OK to get all wet and squirmy for Edward, even at your age. Go ahead and admit that youve been sneeking peeks at this place.


mm

 

[Tisiphone]

Even at my age? Um, why would I be hanging out at that place?

I find nothing attractive about Edward CUllen or the guy who plays him. HIs face looks like elastic stretched across a rock.

 

[Conchaga]

Ladies, can you wait while I make the jello?

 

[Shawn Michaels]

Hey you guys are misssing that the two mains sucked dick at acting like pussies!

 

[Seph]

oh dear.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Well that explains why Loktar simply won't shut up about Dork.

If I were shopping for sig quotes, this would be at the top of the list

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Give the kid a break.

He is overjoyed by the fact that some white trash female agreed to copulate with him. Consequently, he wants everyone and their grandmas to know that he has a "girlfriend".

 

[Ilyanna]

And he couldn't do that by, for example, simply putting the sentence 'I have a girlfriend' into his sig?

 

[Seph]

lol

 

[WillsZenith]

should've put that in his sig....

 

[The Dork Lord]

Just think how cool he'll be when she dumps him...

 

[Seph]

he might even re-add people on facebook who do not cuss his missuses shows.

 

[The Dork Lord]

IDK man Facebook deletion is the ULTIMATE DEATH SENTENCE to any friendship! What could be more final?

 

[Seph]

its pretty low, when i was with my girl of three years for the last 2 i un-added her. she used to get annoyed bout everything so i just un-added her instead.