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I haven't seen the movie, but the trailers for it look kind of awful. I think you might like the books, though. Let me know if you want me to send them to you.
I think the only parts of the movie that I really liked were those concerning the outside world, which were nicely realised. The outfits and makeup were outrageous by our standards, just as every historical period's outfits appear outrageous to others. The only letdown to those scenes was Woody Harrelson, who delivered a sub-Owen Wilson performance. Just awful.
When Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson got together in that recent Intern film I believe a crucial battle between good and evil took place. It went like this:
1. If the movie got into production then the Dark Lord moved among us
2. If Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn were cast together then his armies were more powerful than we could possibly imagine.
3. If the movie was a success then the World would end as we know it and hordes of Nazi Zombies would take over.
We were that close people. THANK YOU FOR NOT WATCHING THAT MOVIE.
The continuing success of Vince Vaughn is a worry though. If he ever teams up with Will Ferrell then evil could ride once more.
It's most similar to Battle Royale, which is about Japanese kids being sent to an island to fight to the death until only one survives. I forget the reason precisely. The main thing is, it's not boring, and nobody in it is the least bit reminiscent of Owen Wilson.
I struggled through Battle Royale late at night because I am arty and hipster and felt I had to watch it so that I could hang out on the internet and appear cool and urbane and RELEVANT. The yawning gaps in my real life are now filled with cult foreign film references that my real world acquaintances would never get and eventually all I would have is internet friends because my references started to become too esoteric and I couldn't actually converse with someone without saying "OH YEH, ITS A LITTLE LIKE THE JOKER KIKUCHIYO IN SEVEN SAMURAI ISN'T IT?"
Most of the bad ones must get filtered out. By the time any of us see them they're virtually mainstream.
But I absolutely detested Alphaville when I first saw it, if that helps. Mostly because the voiceover sounds like the human personification of throat cancer.