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I am grumpy

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
cat.
Just kidding.
If I were,
I would probably be rich.
Now I am even more grumpy.
Just kidding.
Or am I?
 
Dude I went to work early, but I did not read my daily reading, yeah I read something daily okay. And really-really is that why I am grumpy?
No
I just need to get laid.
So
If I got laid
would I not be grumpy?
I am not sure.
Wait, so you mean you could get laid and you would still be grumpy?
Oh, um no, you are right, I would NOT be grumpy.
Dude, is Mirah talking to herself?
I think so.
WTF
I don't know dude.
Well if she is talking to herself
then who are we?
I don't know
the voices in her head
dude
we need to shut the fuck up
and leave her alone or something

Like, reading budha stuff right now and the art of breathing and thinking about "nothing" where Christianity you focus on something-a verse usually. A virtue perhaps, no, ususally just a verse.
So the act of "clearing" the mind is a little foreign to me.

Anyway.

See, I feel better already.

WTF
srsly
don't read this shit

just my stuff
 
It reads like you're attracted to Jesus or one of the Seven Dwarfs (Dwarves?), but you're depressed that you can't have sex with him because he doesn't exist.

Or at least that's how I read it.
 
Girls are always so coy. Never letting you know for sure if it's Jesus or midgets they're really into.

Grease that wheel I always say.
 
I was so depressed tonight. I went to a Christmas show where the audience sang Christmas Catols and I just broke down and cried. I fucking cried. We used to sing together as a family and dammit the VonTrapps will sing again!
 
I was almost a Von Trapp. My mom almost dated one of the grandsons. But Maria Von Trapp didn't like my mom very much.
 
'Gear said:
Girls are always so coy. Never letting you know for sure if it's Jesus or midgets they're really into.

Grease that wheel I always say.
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I guess my answer was a lie then. I said yes because neither were true really, but they both sounded good. (not really)
Yeah
so
um
 
Mirah said:
I guess my answer was a lie then. I said yes because neither were true really, but they both sounded good. (not really)
Yeah
so
um
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No one should feel obligated to tell the truth when it comes to midgets and Jesus. It may not even be possible.
 
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