I am grumpy

['Gear]

Jesus or midgets?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Hard to tell. Can't imagine anyone walking up to Jesus and saying, " Gosh you're cute!" "Actually" he said, " I'm God and Winter is coming!"

 

['Gear]

Well yeah, because Jesus never did or would claim to be god.

And no one uses gosh anymore.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I was thinking of Peter Dinklage.

 

['Gear]

Which is weird because you said 'Jesus'.

 

[jack]

Hard to tell. Can't imagine anyone walking up to Jesus and saying, " Gosh you're cute!" "Actually" he said, " I'm God and Winter is coming!"

LOL it would be like....can you imagine growing up in a family where your brother was Jesus? I mean, good grief, I know it was tough for me with my brother who was captain of the football team, but can you imagine Jesus being in your family? It'd be like, "Why can't you be more like your brother?" BECAUSE HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"When your brother is here , there's ALWAYS wine"

 

['Gear]

I like when Mary and that guy who believes her bullshit stories were like "Jesus honey, where were you?"

and Jesus was like "Bitch, I was at my father's house. Fucking duh. Now step off."

 

[jack]

I like my gimmick better

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Unless your brother is Jaimie Lannister

 

['Gear]

Thread killa'