I am not happy

[Mentalist]

Nor comfortable. But soon I will be so this is devoid of meaning and I wish you all a mediocre life just like everyone elses minus Mormons converted to the Church of Scientology by watching Jerry Maguire.


Remember keep smiling.



BECAUSE I'M NOT

Nah, I'm joshing, I'm fine, tip-top, one of the lads, got the game under control, nothing but hard core subutteo rules here, mates. What am I going on about? Too soon, Too late, I never lost control Blah blah blha bluu I know it's true, I can see it, I just, what? Hey no fair. Do I look like Carol Vorderman (Vowel please Carol) on peyote with John Simpson up a mountain peforming oral sex on a goat while a large group of transvestite Taliban play replicas of Picards flute on a giant sewn together Twister carpet? I think that would be extreme to say the least.

 

[BlazerBoy]

This looks like one of those websites (porno) where you get there and its just a bunch of keywards to fool your search engine into getting there. What other excuse would there be for having the words "Taliban" and "Oral Sex" in the same page?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm on your wavelength, Menty. I'm home from the bar and quite drunk, yet I feel no joie de vivre to post anything other than an acknowledgement of the dead, dry air thar sits stagnant in this place...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Drinking is for nerds. Cool people troll message boards all night.

 

[jack]

Cool people sleep and fuck all night

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cool peopel fuck the prom queen and can't remember quotes from 'The Rock' exactly.