I am now 100% convinced that I don't have a brain

[CaptainWacky]

So what IS animating this body? A *snort* soul!?

 

[Mentalist]

My shoes have one more soul than me!


*GUFFAW*

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have only one "soul" (sole) on your shoes, then?

 

[Mentalist]

I have a soul. I'm a human with a soul.


A BIT LIKE ANGEL EXCEPT IM A HUUUUU-MAN

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't have a soul, dude. Don't worry, I still like you.

 

[Loktar]

So what IS animating this body? A *snort* soul!?

Hamster on a hamster wheel? Wank power? :-?

 

[johnford]

Is it true mens dicks are below the belts?

 

[Loktar]

Is it true mens dicks are below the belts?

Yes!

 

[johnford]

Thats what I thought!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't have a soul.

 

[jack]

Did you ever see the angels faces on people's knees? Bet you havent. Next time you see someone standing up and can see their knees, take a close look and you'll see their little faces.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Angels? PANGELS.

 

[jack]

no no, SCHMANGELS

 

[johnford]

I dont have an anus so I crap from my mouth.

 

[Loktar]

I dont have an anus so I crap from my mouth.

I ram a spigot up my anus so I can pour some free brown beverages.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mentalist]

Thats the real me. The camera makes my ears look smaller though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COINCIDENCE???? :shock:

 

[Mentalist]

OMG!

 

[Mentalist]

COINCIDENCE???? :shock:

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