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I AM STANDING AT A CROSSROAD

Ishcabittle

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AT THE SOUTH WEST CORNER

IT'S GOING TO TAKE TWO WEEKS TO GET TO THE NORTH EAST.
 
Nothing is certain, not even that.
 
ALWAYS THE TRUTH FROM YOU MY FRIEND

AT LEAST I'LL HAVE THAT TIME TO REFLECT
 
DOPE SAUCE
 
POPE SAUCE
 
I can't even remember the name of the dual who said "DOPE SAUCE" all the time now.
 
It was FLAMINGREDHOTVAGINALEXCRETIONS23444
 
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
 
IN THE TWO DAYS PAST, AND I AM NOW TWO FEET FORWARD. WITH MORE THAN THIRTEEN LEFT TO GO I AM STRETCHED BETWEEN THE TWO. IT'S GETTING HARD TO THINK.

BUT LIFE IS STILL WORTH LIVING. LIFE IS STILL A JOY... I JUST HAVE TO WAIT TO EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN.
 
Ishcabittle said:
I AM STANDING AT A CROSSROAD

At least you have that to look forward to.
 
The road goes ever on.
 
Today I saw a signpost in the crossroads that read, "Directions Forthcoming".

Still a ways to go before I know which road to travel.
 
Always follow your nose.
 
OMG WACKEYY IS TEH TUCAN SAM PELICAN LIEK CREATURE WHO HAWKS THAT CARAPPY CERAL PRODUCT I CAN'T HELP BUT PURCHASE!!! TEH SECRETS OUT!
 
THats' right.
 
I'd go for Satan. He can help you change your ways.
 
AND CHANGE YOUR PANTS.
 
Why? Have you MESSED IN THEM???????
 
PLUS SATAN'S GOT ALL OF THE BENEFITS AND 401K.
 
IM POINTING NORTH AS WE SPRECHEN
 
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