I came up with a really inappropriate pickup line the other day...

[Volpone]

...unfortunately, it's also incredibly timely. So it can only be used for the next few days. So if you're going to get maced, get going!

"Hey babe, I'd like to make you like that Argentinian submarine--missing and full of seamen."

 

[Brickvader]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Excuse me... why does Argentina need a submarine? </shatner>

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So that Queen doesn't try another attack from behind.

 

[Volpone]

Excuse me... why does Argentina need a submarine? </shatner>

Well, hopefully they don't. Because a missing Argentinian sub is less Tom Clancyworthy than a missing Soviet sub.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is this the thread about Harry and Meghan?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, she’s going to be royalty so it’s just “Meghan” now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Diana Zombie is stirring...