I can't breathe

[Cassie]

Have you ever had a cold during tree pollen time? STOP MAKING THE SEX, TREES.

 

[Dr Dave]

What is it with southerners telling others to not have sex? Let the trees be free!

 

[The Question]

Bough-chika-mow-wowwwww...

 

[Cassie]

My sister and her family were here last week. I witnessed my niece coughing in my sister's face. I KNEW I WAS DOOMED.

Also, the trees are dirty perverts.

 

[Dr Dave]

CASSIE IS TREEIST!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CASSIE IS AN ENTWIFE.

 

[Cassie]

We need a "TRUE FACT" reaction.

 

[CaptainWacky]

:teach:

 

[The Question]

CASSIE IS SECRETLY TINY TINA AND WILL BLOW US UP WITH MUSHY SNUGGLEBITES AND FELICIA SEX-O-PANTS

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie to become more tree friendly?

 

[Cassie]

Once they stop sexing all over the place.

 

[Dr Dave]

They have a right to sex, the TREE COURT said so!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But we must understand that sitting on any branches MUST BE CONSENSUAL.

 

[The Question]

BE RESPONSIBLE, SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR PET TREES OMG

 

[Cassie]

Srsly, I think I might have pneumonia.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should go see a doctor if you think that is the case.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Indeed.[/CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't Die Cassie!

 

[Mirah]

Dammit pollen and coughers! Dammit!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Take care of yourself!