I can't even be bothered eating custard creams properly anymore

[Cassie]

I actually do say yeehah

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's no such fucking thing a "shortbread cookie."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

DON'T FUCK WITH OUR COOKIES WACKY

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah the FDA is not fond of people "fucking with cookies".

 

[headvoid]

Lorna Doone is an abomination.

I think we should stone her.

 

[Cassie]

You STILL HAVEN'T SAID WHAT A COOKIE IS

I bet it's a big secret. Like a robot minge or something.

 

[headvoid]

A cookie is a rough baked, rich thing that crumbles in the mouth and has an airy texture.

A biscuit is a FUCKIN BISCUIT - harder baked for longer and more likely to break than crumble.

[video=youtube;L1E9x-kPPYY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1E9x-kPPYY[/video]

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S JUST CALLED "SHORTBREAD" YOU DON'T HAVE TO ADD "COOKIE" TO THE END.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm American. I don't have to listen to any of your so-called "Alternative Voices."

 

[Cassie]

HEDGEHOG BISCUIT HEEEDGEHOG

BISCUIT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[YOUTUBE]kZFi_eu02xQ[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm pretty sure I wandered into this thread for a reason.... but I'll be damned if I can remember what that reason was now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do Americans call Kit Kats "Kit Kat Cookies"!?

 

[Cassie]

No those are candy bars

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When someone vomits, we say they "tossed their cookies".

 

[The Tomtrek]

No those are candy bars

What the fuck

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder what Twinkies are called on Omicron Persei 8.

 

[whisky]

After posting that picture at the start of the thread I ended up buying invasion of the body snatchers, and its slow as hell, my teenage self loved the film, my middle aged self is not digging it as much.

 

[headvoid]

It's a shame we don't have enough people who get really cross about threads going off topic. This would be a beauty to wind them up with.