I cheered when Dirk poured the whisky away

[CaptainWacky]

Or got Jack to wank into it.

 

[whisky]

We want something Jades not used to drinking though

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dignity.

 

[whisky]

What's ditnigy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

118 118

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I AINT CALLIN DAT UN ONS EIT SHUPA SHRIPA FING WHATEVER YA FUCKIN CALLED IT I AINT WASTING MY TIME LUV WHERES ME TROTTERS?!

 

[whisky]

In retrospect, the funniest thing about this whole event is Jade accusing Dirk of being an alcoholic for throwing booze away, which is the polar opposite of anything an alcoholic would ever do.

 

[Grammour Boy]

A recovering alcoholic is capable of anything.

 

[whisky]

Would a recovering alcoholic be drinking in the first place?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cut her up with a broken whisky bottle, you say?