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I could use a blowjob and a steak!

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
IN THAT ORDER, YEAH, BITCHES!!!
 
Sorry, all I can give you is a handshake and a pre-chewed hamburger.
 
Married guys don't get blow jobs.
 
Depends on who you marry.
 
Ain't that the truth, brother.
 
I MARRIED MY VACUUM. SHE'S KEEPING HER MAIDEN NAME.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I MARRIED MY VACUUM. SHE'S KEEPING HER MAIDEN NAME.
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Does she suck AND blow?
 
Is it one of those 5 HP industrial ones that can shoot a golf ball 40 feet?
 
...AND retrieve it, yes.
 
Exciting....
 
If anything.
 
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A Question We All Have A STEAK In...Get It? You Will... Skinofevil The Tea Room 4 08-29-2003 08:28 AM
 
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